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  1. Finnsson

    Worst murders YOU didn't commit?

    Serana once “accidentally” blasted an innocent goat with a giant ice spike… and then resurrected its corpse to help fight a legendary dragon. I’ve never gotten over that poor goat’s death, and I’ve never let Serana live it down. I swear this woman is a few figs shy of a pudding.
  2. Finnsson

    What Animal of Skyrim do you Hate?

    They're too aggressive, and I'm too proud to bother engaging them. And why should I? Such creatures are unworthy of my attention... unless I'm really hungry. :cool:
  3. Finnsson

    What Animal of Skyrim do you Hate?

    I hate mudcrabs. This much: Tasty bastards.
  4. Finnsson

    Funny Photo Thread

  5. Finnsson

    Your Skyrim "head canon!"

    This explains those bizarre glitches...
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    Your Skyrim "head canon!"

    Directly after birth, Nords are given a ceremonial battleaxe and some infant armor from Gymboree. Their mothers escort them to the tundra, where they are tasked with killing a giant and capturing its mammoths. Those who are successful drink mammoth's milk until age two, when they switch to solid...
  7. Finnsson

    who do you hate the most in skyrim?

    I really don't like Frodnar, Hod and Gerdur's son. Why? Damned if I know. Maybe because he's overzealous with the pranks? But I hate him, so I do the best I can to ruin his life. 1. Have his parents killed by dremora lords. 2. Kill his dog Stump. Proceed to eat raw Stump-meat with bread and...
  8. Finnsson

    Hottest wife in Skyrim?

    Any woman I happen to create.
  9. Finnsson

    Your Skyrim "head canon!"

    Hall & Oates is a blatant rip-off of Ulfric and Balgruuf's old musical duo, Bal & Cloaks.
  10. Finnsson

    Quest how did you do the goldenglow estate quest?

    Most of the time I go about it like a respectable thief: sneak in, do your duty, and get out, with limited (preferably no) casualties. Other times I slaughter every last mercenary from the shadows, like the 'ssassins do. But every now and again, since I love screwing with Maven and the Guild, I...
  11. Finnsson

    The weird thread

    Does this count as weird, creepy, or both?
  12. Finnsson

    MOST EVIL WAY TO KILL ULFRIC/TULLIUS

    Your lord father is most pleased, heh, oh yes he is.
  13. Finnsson

    Funny Photo Thread

    Winterfell humor.
  14. Finnsson

    your own shout!!!

    Zul Funt Kren (Voice Fail Break) A Shout to temporarily disable the target's voice (screaming, taunting, Shouts, etc.). It's essentially a minute of Voice-induced laryngitis. It would only be practical to use on dragons, but it would be fun to make bandits choke on their own insults.
  15. Finnsson

    Funny Photo Thread

    Little demons...
  16. Finnsson

    Little things make a Big Big Difference .. .. ..

    I generally use weapons and armor based on aesthetics instead of damage output. I'll often use a Skyforge steel sword instead of a daedric sword because the steel appeals to me. Dragonbone armor will be forsaken for Nordic Carved, even if I don't have the perks to upgrade it. Stubborn? Perhaps...
  17. Finnsson

    The "Cute" Thread :3

    Otters are cute. I used to watch them (the California sea otters anyway) chilling in the ocean whenever I went to Monterrey. So cuddly!
  18. Finnsson

    Funny Photo Thread

  19. Finnsson

    The "Cute" Thread :3

    Allow me to conclude... with coyotes!
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