Who is the Funnest Follower?
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AlexanderSW
Thane of Falkreath
the female dark brotherhood Initiate is my favorite follower, not particularly funny but everytime i have her as my follower she makes me feel like a god damn overlord.
"yes, listener."
"i am yours to command."
i feel overpowered when i'm with her and not to mention the blades i recruited but for the funniest- i'd have to say Derkeethus. i don't know why but every time i'm with him and go into a dwemer ruin he goes stupid and start attacking walls or just caught on something. it's both hilarious and frustrating at the same time.
"yes, listener."
"i am yours to command."
i feel overpowered when i'm with her and not to mention the blades i recruited but for the funniest- i'd have to say Derkeethus. i don't know why but every time i'm with him and go into a dwemer ruin he goes stupid and start attacking walls or just caught on something. it's both hilarious and frustrating at the same time.
Kohlar the Unkilled
Time for some ale
Mjoll, for her brilliant commentary and insights. A story teller like no other, she thralls me with her tales of her mother and her father and of bandits plopsting themselves when she pulls out Grimsever. Oh, I wish I could marry her so that I could listen to her stories of conquest in bed!
JoeReese
Well-Known Member
You just wanna soil her armor.
Kohlar the Unkilled
Time for some ale
Two of my housecarls that make great followers, that I never see mentioned are Gregor, housecarl of Heljarchen Hall, and Argis the Bulwark, housecarl of Vlindrel Hall in Markarth. Gregor has an enthusiasm for battle that I find infectious. Argis the Bulwark is just a no nonsense warrior who doesn't complain. They're both very reliable, although I never sneak, so they may not be ideal for that approach. 
sticky runes
Well-Known Member
If you have Golldir as a follower during the Burning of the King ritual, he will try to flirt with the female bards and they will make fun of him and he ends up calling them all harpies 
JoeReese
Well-Known Member
Two of my housecarls that make great followers, that I never see mentioned are Gregor, housecarl of Heljarchen Hall, and Argis the Bulwark, housecarl of Vlindrel Hall in Markarth. Gregor has an enthusiasm for battle that I find infectious. Argis the Bulwark is just a no nonsense warrior who doesn't complain. They're both very reliable, although I never sneak, so they may not be ideal for that approach.
I can't think of his name offhand, but the carl of the Morthal house is a good, light-armored, spellsword. He uses ice spikes and one of the mage armor spells, if I recall.
Papoy
DON'T EXPECT SPOILER WARNINGS FROM ME
They say same thing... Kharjo and J'zargo.
DrunkenMage
Intoxicated Arch-Mage
While I'm not too fond of her constant complaining. My 'funniest' moment with a follower would be when Serana (sp?) decided she'd make the comment "That is breath taking" or something like that I believe. I looked at it, turned to her, looked at it again. Thought to myself "We're in a Falmer cave, with crude huts, dead things and egg sacks full of nasty plops... you and me have very different likes and dislikes."
nightmare16
here have a cookie :)
i like cicero, serana and kharjo, but ive never had cosnach. can someone tell me where he is. i want him badly after reading these
JimmyS1985
Member
Just so you know that "Hit the one in the middle" is a reference to Rocky IV if I'm not mistaken
JimmyS1985
Member
I think it's funny when Farkas is following you in Dustman's Cairn and says "Skjor says I have the strength of Isgramor, and my brother, his smarts."
Basically what Skjor was saying, in a nice way that obviously went over Farkas's head is that Farkas is a dumbass, lol
Basically what Skjor was saying, in a nice way that obviously went over Farkas's head is that Farkas is a dumbass, lol
Papoy
DON'T EXPECT SPOILER WARNINGS FROM ME
2 wards: he is.
ZeroDragon
Bring me my broadsword, and clear understanding.
Cicero was for a while, a short while, until his voice just irritated me. Marcurio's sarcastic tone is my favourite if I want a laugh.
Daelon DuLac
How do you backstab a Dragon?
Ever notice that they look alike too? May Kharjo is just J'zargo in warrior drag on his off time (or maybe the other way round?).
Daelon DuLac
How do you backstab a Dragon?
I like Annekke so much that I actually deleted a save where I'd given her tricked out Wolf Armor and Glass weaponry 'cause I would've felt to guilty taking it back when I decided I didn't want a follower after all.
JoeReese
Well-Known Member
Why take it back? I figure, the dragonborn isn't hurting for weapons or money usually, so why not let them keep their stuff?I like Annekke so much that I actually deleted a save where I'd given her tricked out Wolf Armor and Glass weaponry 'cause I would've felt to guilty taking it back when I decided I didn't want a follower after all.
Beowwulf
New Member
"Wanna hear a bit of Nord wisdom? You don't know a woman until you've had a strong drink and a fistfight with her."Uthgerd. Did you give Chris Brown the same advice?
Chris brown said that about nord women?
