You know you're addicted when...

[Neriad13]

When your mother begins a sentence by saying "Let me guess..." and you assume that she's going to say "...someone stole your sweetroll."

 

[Dubzy]

Actually mead isnt realy beer at all. Its more like wine made out of honey. So u could call ur wine mead, but call ur beer ale. I get gaurds askin me to brew ale all the time(and mead)

Yea I know its wine, but I prefer Beer and im a Skyrim junkie..... can I get a pass brother?

 

[BrthrhdOfSteel]

Yea I know its wine, but I prefer Beer and im a Skyrim junkie..... can I get a pass brother?

I suppose...lol

When u get pulled over and the first words to the cop are "I used to be an officer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee"

 

[Shew]

I used to be a friend of yours then I talked about this game, these forums, and my story one too many times...

 

[Emilia]

you think you see a storm trooper in the rock formations

 

[Drewski]

When alcohol shopping at Sainsbury's, you inexplicably find yourself actually asking them if they have any mead (and yes they do!)

And then walking back in the dark, you find yourself going into a semi-sneak mode when you see people on the other side of the road....

And while walking, some part of your subconscious is actively scanning for barrels to loot, and then you see some in a factory entrance, and have the almost irresistable urge to search them, but you talk yourself out of it thinking `It'll only be carrots and cabbages` (whyyyy?....)

 

[DrunkenMage]

When you've spent too long around the Khajiit's you start refering to yourself in the third person then when you say bye to someone you talk about warm sands.

 

[Jasmin Masic]

When you trying to go up structures that have a clearly unpassable angle; but you keep on truckin'. (I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...)

 

[Red5]

Sp funny, anytime I see flowers on the side of the road I think "harvest"

 

[Drewski]

When you bump into your cute neighbour, and find yourself starting to say `Hi Aela`.....

(well she does look like her minus the war paint)

 

[Neriad13]

...you notice that the fingernails of your left hand are shorter than those of your right hand, even though you're right-handed. Because they've been worn down by all the left-handed typing you've been doing for your Skyrim fanfiction. >.<

 

[Soar Tueth]

12.

This song is stuck in your head for the past 48 hours.

Thank you for posting this. What's fascinating is how many musicians are inspired by the music in Skyrim. The link opens up another world entire.

 

[bulbaquil]

You are shopping, and you see a woman who vaguely looks like Elenwen, and you suddenly get angry for a split second before realizing that's not her - luckily, there was not enough time to actually react in an angry fashion before my "oh, right, duh" kicked in.

 

[Mi-Ilu Yahaz]

you're getting hit on by a group of guys, or girls, and you yell fus-ro-da to try to get them to go away (happened to me... well at least it got them to go away)

 

[Shew]

even your friends who have never played have started sending you skyrim videos and youtube stuff

 

[Shew]

These apply to you

Forumaholics Anonymous | Skyrim Forums
Top User Woot, Woot! | Skyrim Forums

 

[BrthrhdOfSteel]

When im up elk hunting and come across an extreamly steep hill, start running zig zags back and forth and jumping constantly thinking "ill eventually get up there!"

 

[Gorzash]

When you begin to write your to-do lists in Quest Journal format.


EXPULSION OF THE FOUL
The Elder Parent Council has requested that I dispel the loathsome stench that comes from the abhorred Trashcan Liner.

OBJECTIVES
♦Listen to Dad of the Elder Parent Council
♦ Take the Vile Trashcan Liner from the Trashcan
♦ Empty the Vile Trashcan Liner into the Trash Dumpster
♦ Retrieve an Untarnished Trashcan Liner
♦ Place the Untarnished Trashcan Liner in the Trashcan
♦ Speak with Dad of the Elder Parent Council for your reward

 

[brutaldeathcore666]

you know your addicted when u see a shadow of aq bird and think its a dragon so you get all ready to kill it

 

[Zoa Two Tails]

You know your addicted when you see the big cats at the zoo and yell "Stand up you lazy kahjiits!"