STEP 3: While Putin is being distracted,
Medea dri have a ghetto blaster with Bieber music in the trunk. We make sure she gets to the Ukranian/Russian border, and the music will chase away all the Russian troops.
WHO'S WITH ME?!?!?!?!?!
I'm going to need earplugs, unless you want me to compromise the mission by clawing my own ears off.
On topic:
Is what Putin doing wrong? Sure, but so were we when we invaded the Middle East, and even after finding out what got us there in the first place was a lie, we are
still forcing "democracy" down those people's throats. I think the media is blowing the whole thing way out of proportion, as far as a "this could cause WWIII" scenario.
If we do go to war with Russia it will be a second Cold War, and I don't think that's even going to happen. Land wars in Russia are never a good idea. Dig Napoleon and Hitler up and ask them. Plus, in case everyone failed to notice, the U.S. is struggling enough economically, just to keep the wars in the Middle East funded. That being said:
Russia isn't the Soviet Union anymore. It doesn't wield the power it once did. What Putin basically did, was start a policy of destabilization and negative propaganda against Crimea. That way when his armies showed up at the border, they would be welcomed as heroes of the Russian people.
Neither side would want a conventional war. Believe me. It would end up destabilizing both America and Russia, and the whole world would suffer the consequences. Some people think that Putin is going to run over Europe if he reclaims Soviet territories. That would be suicide for Putin and the Russian economy, because it would awaken the sleeping dragon (america and it's industrial might) once again, and force us to get involved. This is not what Putin wants.
I have a scenario for you. It might sound "out there", but here it goes:
It's kind of odd how this crisis happened just when all this talk in the U.S. about cutting the military budget was going on.....isn't it?
It's almost as if there was some kind of meeting between world leaders (military industrial corporate types), to manufacture a minor conflict so all this talk of cutting the military budget would go away.....isn't it?
Que the media plops storm.