Story that never ends..

[Stryke]

I like half of you as much as I should like and I like less then half of you as much as you deserve.... Then throws one dildo at ladia and it gets embedded in her........


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[VolenKiller]

Esophagus. The she dies and she is taken to a giant camp for a burnt offering. The giants...

 

[A.Auditore]

the giants then rip the flesh and muscles from the bones and cook the meaty parts over a roaring fire and grind the bones into a very fine dust....

 

[VolenKiller]

That causes the dragon born to sneeze witch causes him to shout an enormous short causing him to fly off the face of tamrial onto another planet called

 

[A.Auditore]

Hot Dancing Bubble Land..

 

[iamFaded]

also known as earth.. :O

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

And Those That Know wonder if it is worth saving...

 

[HeavyMetal]

..to which the Dragonborn falls into a catatonic depression at the thought of such woe and sorrow and pain done unto humankind, damage that they do to themselves. The existential crisis rages on as...

 

[seanjohn2800]

I like half of you as much as I should like and I like less then half of you as much as you deserve.... Then throws one dildo at ladia and it gets embedded in her........


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BAGGINS






rages on as--the ghost of christmas present, who...

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

He looked down and noticed his penis was now circumcised...

 

[iamFaded]

do a backflip

 

[VolenKiller]

into the whitehouse

 

[iamFaded]

thus, turning into a narwal

 

[HeavyMetal]

and not just any narwhal, but a magical, speckled, magenta and green narwhal with laser beam eyes that can shoot raspberry flavored yogurt from it's single, magical horn!

 

[Mikea]

Then he mated with a horker.

 

[HeavyMetal]

..and in his primal threshings he accidentally skewered the horker on his magical horn, thus killing her, but not before the magical narwhal dragonborn somehow became impregnated with...

 

[VolenKiller]

He shoots his special power at obama turning him white. Shooting this power also attracted unicorns

 

[lets4410]

Cheers for the tips

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

And soon he had a successful franchise that opened up on every corner, market, palace, stable, and cave in Skyrim selling the WORST coffee...

 

[Nocte Aeterna]

...Which was laced with skooma, essentially turning everyone who bought said coffee into hopeless addicts, which in turn made lines as long as High Rock itself formulate by the Khajiit Caravans, who were the only remaining dealers of that precious drug.