Skyrim Pick Up Lines

[imaginepageant]

Hey Galmar, let's put that stone fist of yours to good use.

Hey Farengar, want to see my secret fire?

Hey Nilsene, can I shatter your shield?

 

[OckhamsFolly]

The gods gave me two hands, and I have to use them for my "weapon." Can you respect that?

 

[wrighty]

Hey Nilsene, can I shatter your shield?

Nice one, I love this

 

[beastoking]

Hey lydia, if i pull down my pants can you carry that burdon?
So jannessa, do those 500 septims count for other tasks, or will i have to pay extra..?
Did you use fus-ro-dah? because you have blown me away...
I use to be an adventurer like you, but then i took you to my heart.
I can come up with more, but id be here all day XD

 

[Soloquendi]

I forgot about this thread. This one's been floating around in my head.

Some people may call it Junk in the Trunk. I call it Treasure in the Booty.

 

[sticky runes]

Is that glass armour you're wearing, or can I see myself in your pants?

 

[TheBritishVillain]

Is that the sound of Mammoth footsteps or is your heartbeat increasing as I come closer?

I'd use Fire Breath on you, but you're hot enough

 

[Reaper87]

Some may call you junk... Me, I call you treasure.

 

[DdraigGwyn]

I just drank a potion of Lasting Potency. Quick, its only good for 60 seconds.

 

[Nocte Aeterna]

Why create my own pickup line when almost all of Belethor's dialogue implies something not-so-superficial?

 

[RY14NCE]

Have you been upgraded at a workbench? Because you're fine!

 

[CosmicExplorer]

Oh baby, you're easily a 100. But I wanna make you LEGENDARY.

 

[AS88]

Have you been upgraded at a workbench? Because you're fine!

* Because you're exquisite

 

[RY14NCE]

When I see you, I'm harder than a frost troll on legendary difficulty!

 

[DrunkenMage]

"Did you bring protection?"
"Yeah I brought my battleaxe."

"You own a mill? Cause I got some wood."

 

[Epic Keith]

Some may call you junk, me I call you treasure

Only use if you know Dragon Language

Ooh Babe! You're speaking my language!

If worshiping you is wrong then I don't want to be right

 

[CosmicExplorer]

Lets take my river wood, apply some lovers stone , an you'll be in for a white run.

 

[AS88]

Ultimate naughty-time dragon shout..

Bex Brit, Diivon

Look it up

 

[Epic Keith]

Ultimate naughty-time dragon shout..

Bex Brit, Diivon

Look it up

YOU NAUGHTY BEAST!

 

[Stormcrown]

Heimskrr simply screams III LOOVEE YOU!!!!!
And every girl (and man) falls in love with him.