Skyrim Pick Up Lines

[Brizzle Kicks]

Nobody payed attention to this.

And thanks for the rep btw MorriganWitch, something about that was just asking for a Joseph Ducreux alternative lmao. I don't know what

I will try it down the pub tonight too see if it works.

 

[i K33L n0085]

"Interested in me, are you?"

WORKS EVERY TIME.

 

[Skulli]

"Hey beautiful, are you related to Mara? Because I've got a hard-on." Hard-on is supposed to rhyme with Mara in a way.

 

[FlickerWick]

Hey baby, are you a Greybeard? That is some nice facial hair you've got going on there...

 

[Anwrise888]

Let us do sexual combat on top of Mount Hrothgar...
It is time for the grey beards to hear our shouts.

 

[Dovakiin98]

Are you in the Thieves Guild, because you just stole my breath away.

 

[Jei El]

How much does a horker weigh? Enough to break the ice.

 

[Brizzle Kicks]

^ Oi that was mine.

 

[Jei El]

^ Oi that was mine.

Was it on the first page?

 

[Brizzle Kicks]

Yeah but I was only messing.

 

[Grelod The Kind]

Show me how strong your Unrelenting Force is~
So, Ysolda, now that you have your mammoth tusk, mind if I use it on you?...~

 

[Jei El]

Yeah but I was only messing.

Ohhh sorry.. Didn't read the first page.

Sent with my mind.

 

[ChaoticInferno]

Hey babe, I noticed you're not Braith. Wanna bang?

 

[jRi0T68]

To Lydia: Well, if you're sworn to carry my burdens, then I'll also give you THIS human flesh.

 

[Wildroses]

I don't need to open my mouth to pick up a guy. I just equip forsworn armour.

 

[Ivory]

Do you get the cloud distract very often? Cause I'd love to dragons reach my way to you.

Wanna know what's wrong with skyrim these days? Everyone is obsessed with death. How about we make some life tonight?

Do you worship Mehrune's Dagon? Because I can feel a change in the mythic dawn's rising, and they are not the dawn.

Spoiler

The dawn is my penis.

 

[Naginata]

I liked the One-handed and two-handed one, lol

Sorry, I got nothing

 

[Falmer19]

Did it hurt when you fell from Sovngarde?

 

[Cylos]

I love! Love! Moist towelettes!

 

[Grelod The Kind]

Let me ride your dragon~
I don't know about Alduin, but you can swallow my world anytime~