Rafter75
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Seem to be a bit stuck. Having a grand time playing my unarmed Khajiit thief. I did fortify restoration glitch a ring of unarmed to make unarmed feasible. But I did keep the damage below standard dagger damage. Anyway. I decided it was time to build my humble abode and chose Lakeview manor as my site. So I head down to Falkreath to discuss purchasing a sweet plot of land. This is where things went wrong.
I stroll into Falkreath and mosey on over toward the Jarls long hall. And there it is. A goat, just sort of wandering around in the middle of the street. Now I don't know what came over me, but I laid that thing out with the biggest goat sucker punch. Bamn!
Apparently in Falkreath they REALLY don't like it when you punch their goats. It was a small bounty. Only 40 septims. Totally worth cracking that smug goat across its smug goat face. But, the guards launched a massive assault on me. I threw my hands up and said "My bad. Totally should not have punched that goat." but they completely ignored all attempts to yield and pay my bounty.
Now I'm a patient cat, but I can only take three arrows to the torso before I get pissed. So the first guard that came within range got picked up and dropped on his neck. Well, as you can imagine this did not help matters at all. Before I knew it all the guards had gone the way of the goat. With all the guards out I should have the chance to explain myself right? Fat chance of that happening. A group of 6 townsfolk had formed the goat vengeance squad and were coming right for me.
Now guards are one thing, but im not looking to hurt innocent goat loving townsfolk so I start to make a run for it. I'm almost out the gate when I hear one of them shout "You'll make a nice rug cat". What?! Not cool. So I turn to face them thinking this time I can explain what happened and it will be cool.
Before I can get a word out that Tavern tart Nari takes a swipe at my head with her knife. Instinctually, I side step her and land a thunderous right hook that caves her face in. The rest of the little mob goes down quickly and I'm left standing there completely in shock.
Now, the Damn Jarl won't offer me the land. I've done bounties for him ect... But I'm afraid there aren't enough townsfolk in Falkreath to help as a way to become a Thane....
Basically, what I'm trying to say is when in Falkreath. Do NOT punch goats.
I stroll into Falkreath and mosey on over toward the Jarls long hall. And there it is. A goat, just sort of wandering around in the middle of the street. Now I don't know what came over me, but I laid that thing out with the biggest goat sucker punch. Bamn!
Apparently in Falkreath they REALLY don't like it when you punch their goats. It was a small bounty. Only 40 septims. Totally worth cracking that smug goat across its smug goat face. But, the guards launched a massive assault on me. I threw my hands up and said "My bad. Totally should not have punched that goat." but they completely ignored all attempts to yield and pay my bounty.
Now I'm a patient cat, but I can only take three arrows to the torso before I get pissed. So the first guard that came within range got picked up and dropped on his neck. Well, as you can imagine this did not help matters at all. Before I knew it all the guards had gone the way of the goat. With all the guards out I should have the chance to explain myself right? Fat chance of that happening. A group of 6 townsfolk had formed the goat vengeance squad and were coming right for me.
Now guards are one thing, but im not looking to hurt innocent goat loving townsfolk so I start to make a run for it. I'm almost out the gate when I hear one of them shout "You'll make a nice rug cat". What?! Not cool. So I turn to face them thinking this time I can explain what happened and it will be cool.
Before I can get a word out that Tavern tart Nari takes a swipe at my head with her knife. Instinctually, I side step her and land a thunderous right hook that caves her face in. The rest of the little mob goes down quickly and I'm left standing there completely in shock.
Now, the Damn Jarl won't offer me the land. I've done bounties for him ect... But I'm afraid there aren't enough townsfolk in Falkreath to help as a way to become a Thane....
Basically, what I'm trying to say is when in Falkreath. Do NOT punch goats.
