I'll use my 300,000 septims to build each and evry house and get every upgrade, then I'll adopt every child everywhere and kill all the Giants, Trolls and Skeevers everywhereso they don't attack my house. It'll be the next mass extinction. Then I'll make all my kids do random chores for me and get every servant. Then, I'll kill everyone in Morthal, Falkreatha nd the Pale and take them as my cities. The thane of everything and his army of everym follower and thrall he can get, plus Ohdaviing Durnheviir and the Champions of Sovngarde, plus all my hired servants. Then I'll own the three holds! I'll sleep in the Jarls beds since I'm thane there and steal every item of value. The guards are all already afraid of my Legendary Blade of Woe, and if they do fight their heads will roll on the ground. Then I'll relocate the capitols to my homes and start the Conquers-Many-Foes rebellion to free Skyrim of racism and family murderers. Then I'll invite Alduin back on the condition that he gives me Ohdaviings old position. Then my Argonian power will take all oif Skyrim, then Morrowind, then High Rock. Then the Empire will be just one province, and I'll take that. Then I'll crush the newly formed republic of Hammerfell. Then the Aldmeri Dominion, finishing up with Black Marsh. Next comes Pyandonea and whatever is left on Yokuda, then anyone still alive on Atmora. Then Akavir, then any other undiscovered places. After I rule Nirn, I'll go into space and punch the awful space core in the face and exterminate his entire race! After that, I'll take the moons, then head to Oblivion and use all of the armies of Mundus to crush the armies of Oblivion. Once every Daedric Prince and every other Daedra has bowed down to me, I'll take the war to Aetherius! The Aedra will be crushed and then I'll kill alduin and take his place as ruler of every god damn thing ever! That may be a teensy bit to ambitious, though. I'd settle for Mundus, Oblivion and wherever damn Stendarr lives. Your Vigilants drove me to insanity by trying to kill me even though I was the friggin Dragonborn... Who cares if I'm a vampire? Is this getting a bit off-topic? Oh well.
