Kairee Blackblade
Premium Member
Yeah, I'd like it if some of the other thieves would do jobs instead of fussing at me to do them. At least with the Companions I've actually seen them out in the world...
Questions No-one Bothers to Ask
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Yeah, I'd like it if some of the other thieves would do jobs instead of fussing at me to do them. At least with the Companions I've actually seen them out in the world...
DrunkenMage
Intoxicated Arch-Mage
The companions I come across in the wild, they've killed some bears or those sabre cats, but the thieves, only thieves I see are 'Thief' and the townguard tend to kill them, or some idiot who tries to rob me when I'm guild master and why aren't they giving me my god damn tribute I'm Guild Master, where is my coinage, It's like I have to go down into that ratway and start beating people into submission shouting "WHERE IS MY MONEY!?!"
The Barefoot Nord
I need some dragon scale shoes.
I iz edumakated two. (Sad but funny!)
The Barefoot Nord
I need some dragon scale shoes.
And don't get me started on having to spend 20k on the new home for the DB. And STILL that little vampire wench won't stay out of my room!! LOL
Neriad13
Premium Member
They take their prisoners into a lonely place and kill them all. A few days ago someone asked a similar question and it was answered by someone who had followed the soldiers until he had seen them do this. I can't remember who it was though.
I have no idea what the Thalmor do though. Maybe they kill their prisoner or possibly, they take them to Northwatch Keep.
Bad-People
Supreme Overlord of the Barbarian Tribe of Hothor
LOL yeah that is it. Is it considered *doggy-style* if you are canine?
Congratulations! You are our 100th reference to doggy-style on this thread!
Do we have a lot of werewolf players here or what?
Xivia4
Active Member
Learn something new everyday. I'm going to try again and see what happens.
Congratulations! You are our 100th reference to doggy-style on this thread!
Do we have a lot of werewolf players here or what?
I think it is impossible to mention werewolves and sex without bringing up doggy style action on here!
Necromis
Well-Known Member
you know this is gonna be off. However, it just hit me last night. Since you, playing a beast race, can marry a non-beast race, say Nord. Does that mean when you consumate your marriage your spouse is guilty of beastiality, and if so should you report them to the guard?
Kairee Blackblade
Premium Member
LMAO! Only you would come up with something like that! Well...and maybe me...but you beat me to it...
Laird Wingate
Member
I have to disagree. Alduin was trying to kill the Dragonborn. The Dragonborn is the only person who can kill a dragon by absorbing their souls. This is also why the dragon shows up at the Whiterun Watchtower at the exact moment the Dragonborn gets there; and why Alduin tells the dragon he raises at Kynesgrove to kill the Dragonborn. Ulfric escaping was just a random occurrence, the Dragonborn is his true target.
TheOtherTed
New Member
If Argonians are reptiles, why do the females have such pronounced mammary glands?
**Nevermind - I just googled the question and it turns out that several people have asked it before. In fact, it's what I got on google's autocomplete as soon as I typed in "why do argonians".
<sigh>
And here I thought I was unique in my perversion.
**Nevermind - I just googled the question and it turns out that several people have asked it before. In fact, it's what I got on google's autocomplete as soon as I typed in "why do argonians".
<sigh>
And here I thought I was unique in my perversion.
bulbaquil
...is not Sjadbek, he just runs him.
Yeah. Alduin wouldn't have known about Ulfric. He might have anticipated a civil war upon his return because the prophecy says "...when the sons of Skyrim will spill their own blood", but he certainly wouldn't have surmised the leaders of both factions (Tullius is there too) would be present with the Dragonborn.
Xivia4
Active Member
Argonians aren't simply reptiles like the ones we know now. Also, reptiles can't breathe underwater but Argonians can (due to gills, of course) further proving that they can't be boxed into one category.
Greatsword
Member
Why is it that when you have you're sword driven down a bandits throat its then he decides to say - "You don't stand a chance!"????
Just how tasty is a Skyrim chicken? I never get to find out because as soon as I attack one, I become Skyrim's # 1 most wanted person. One day chicken, you shall roast over an open flame and fill my belly up. Oh yes, you shall.
Okay, that wasn't the most original one but I got it out of my system. For now.
Okay, that wasn't the most original one but I got it out of my system. For now.
Oren74
Active Member
Than why didn't he just wait for the executioner to kill him?
butcherpete2277
Suthay-raht
Alduin just appeared at the throat of the world, was pissed after what the ancient nord heroes did to him, and went on a rage in the first town he say (Helgen, which is right at the base of the throat of the world). As for the Dragon arriving at Western Watchtower "at the exact momemt" the dragonborn gets there... he had already been there for a while, did you not see all the fire, the dragonborn went to the dragon not vice/versa. Both instances were by chance. You are right about Kynesgrove though, if I were Alduin, I would be pretty upset if I learned some little punk was killing all my minions, AND he's the dragonborn, hey, we need to take care of this.
