Other Things M'aiq should say:

[Hargood]

I love M'aiq the Liar. He's My Favorite Character in the Elder Scrolls Games. He's like the voice of a pr--k developer that tells answers to some bad suggestions and demands of some of the player base.

What are some things you would want M'aiq to say to some of the requests/demands you have seen on the internet? (And I don't mean these forums... because you are all intellegent beautiful people *wink,wink*)

I would LOVE M'aiq to say:

" Why would anyone want to be a Falmar? The Falmar don't even want to be Falmar"
" Riding a Dragon would not be as fun as one would think. Those Horns on their backs aren't feathers you know?"

and
" Why does one complain that people don't look real enough, but then go and use mod's to make them look like Japanese Cartoons? Do these Cartoons look more real than people do?"

 

[skyrimaddict1323]

M'aiq used to be an adventurer like you, but then he took a hairball to the esophagus

 

[Serebro Moniker]

'Why do guards say someone stole Maiq's sweetroll?
Maiq's sweetroll is right here, in his pock... oh.'

'Some people do not like the horses here; they say they are too slow. Maiq does not like fast horses, he is worried about falling off.'

 

[Brumon The Third]

" M'aiq never saw a Khajit kid on Skyrim, M´aiq wanted to know where they are..."

" If you take an arrow to the knee, you will need to stop to be an adventurer? M'aiq took an arrow to the head once, and M'aiq is still here exploring."

 

[MaiqTheLiar]

Some people call M'aiq a liar, those people get my claw. but you, I like.