No one is safe.

[Zarazos]

Already pasting the link into my browser

Thanks soon I will translate them to English and I will start uploading some sweet TESO videos

 

[ecozombie]

That's some good shootin' thar Tex.
.. No seriously that's awesome, how'd you manage that? lol

 

[Kohlar the Unkilled]

I've always thought it odd how vampires still bleed profusely. They have no blood pressure. How exactly does that work?

"It proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that they're from space."

 

[Raijin]

'recruiting new guards...'

This is how Jarl Balgruuf recruits new guards. Hes the mastermind behind the arrow in the knee massacre. Hes an evil man I tell you.... PURE EVIL! Hes climin in your windows... shooting peoples knees so you gotta hide yo wife, hide yo kids and hide yo husband cuz hes shooting up everybody in the knee.

 

[JoeReese]

'recruiting new guards...'

This is how Jarl Balgruuf recruits new guards. Hes the mastermind behind the arrow in the knee massacre. Hes an evil man I tell you.... PURE EVIL! Hes climin in your windows... shooting peoples knees so you gotta hide yo wife, hide yo kids and hide yo husband cuz hes shooting up everybody in the knee.

Balgruuf: "They tell me you're pretty handy with a sword. How would you like to be a Whiterun guard?"
Adventurer: "No way! I've got it all now. Adventure, wealth, come and go as I pl...(Thwupp!)...AAAAAUURRRGHHHH!"
Balgruuf: "See you Monday."

 

[Raijin]

'recruiting new guards...'

This is how Jarl Balgruuf recruits new guards. Hes the mastermind behind the arrow in the knee massacre. Hes an evil man I tell you.... PURE EVIL! Hes climin in your windows... shooting peoples knees so you gotta hide yo wife, hide yo kids and hide yo husband cuz hes shooting up everybody in the knee.

Balgruuf: "They tell me you're pretty handy with a sword. How would you like to be a Whiterun guard?"
Adventurer: "No way! I've got it all now. Adventure, wealth, come and go as I pl...(Thwupp!)...AAAAAUURRRGHHHH!"
Balgruuf: "See you Monday."

Jarl Balgruuf is a very bad man... VERY BAD MAN!

 

[JoeReese]

No one knowwwws what's it's liiiiiike...