Monolith
The Progeny of Vikings
This isn't something I did willingly, but I got stung, mostly in the head and neck, by about 15 bees all at once. That was pretty painful, and I looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame afterwards even though I'm not allergic to bee stings. We were visiting this petting zoo and there was a bee farm behind a fence. My dad, the sneaky fluffer, swatted one bee with a brochure when it flew too close, and soon enough the entire bee armada mobilized for a blitzkrieg assault. For some reason they took their anger out on me As soon as they were done stinging me and I was done running around screaming and flailing my arms around like a cartoon character, my dad decided to add insult to injury and recommend a home remedy for bee stings. Apparently rubbing dirt in them was supposed to ease the pain. Well it didn't, it made it worse. Thanks dad! Also one time we were on a picnic and he burnt off all my leg hair when he fluffed around with the kerosine and the portable stove. And he kicked a soccer ball right in my groin when I was a kid. Now THAT was a critical hit, bonus damage and all! Come to think of it, he has manhandled me quite a bit over the years