Argonianale7
Sheratopia
I know its been done before but mine is probably Degaine in Markarth, Give him my coin and he tells me to fluff off and steal a statue, what a gentleman.
Seriously? Blethor is one of my faves.Belethor
Well he's one of your kind of a sleasly salesman type.Seriously? Blethor is one of my faves.
Seriously? Blethor is one of my faves.
I agree, Degaine is a really underrated annoying NPC.I know its been done before but mine is probably Degaine in Markarth, Give him my coin and he tells me to fu** off and steal a statue, what a gentleman.
Belethor's lucky I'm as patient as I am.
I'd like nothing more than to step on his neck till his smug little mutton-chop head flew off like a cork. Or roast him in arcane fires until there's nothing left of him but ashes specked with melted coins tooth fillings.
Instead, I step into his shop. He says "Everything's for sale, my friend! Everything!" in his creepy use-car-salesmen voice. I close my eyes and take a deep, cleansing breath. Exerting herculean restraint, I do my trading and make for the door.
Then he says "Do come baaaack!" and I punch the wall on my way out.
Cicero. Lipschitz.
Oh and those Battle-Borns who were insulting Fralia Gray Mane about her missing son, assholes...
those huskies are the best i always use bran instead of the armored trolls just something about walking around with you dogI also hate the leader of the Dawnguard, I only joined because of those epic husky followers.