They'll be fine, they have 9 lives... Ok 8....7......6.....5...Ya ever try to shave a cat? They really don't like it when you shave their ears.
Okay say the Nords "get" Skyrim kay. Does this mean that all Nords need to go to Skyrim? Do they have property rights? I mean it's a nothing battle cry right? RIGHT!?It is kind of annoying/weird when I have Mjoll as a follower. She's kind, courteous, sympathetic to each and every individual..... Until you hear
"Skyrim is for the Nords!"
That would be hilarious! The Nords win Skyrim so the Empire decides to post the following: "ATTENTION: All citizens, visitors or expatriates of Nord extraction are, effective immediately, banished from Cyrodil or any other province controlled by the Empire, and will be required to immediately repatriate to the former Imperial Province known as "Skyrim". Any person, persons or individuals of Nord extraction, be they pure blood or any derivative of such, observed to be in or on Imperial property after the 30th of Frostfall will be summarily executed as enemies of the State.Okay say the Nords "get" Skyrim kay. Does this mean that all Nords need to go to Skyrim? Do they have property rights? I mean it's a nothing battle cry right? RIGHT!?It is kind of annoying/weird when I have Mjoll as a follower. She's kind, courteous, sympathetic to each and every individual..... Until you hear
"Skyrim is for the Nords!"
I give it a week.That would be hilarious! The Nords win Skyrim so the Empire decides to post the following: "ATTENTION: All citizens, visitors or expatriates of Nord extraction are, effective immediately, banished from Cyrodil or any other province controlled by the Empire, and will be required to immediately repatriate to the former Imperial Province known as "Skyrim". Any person, persons or individuals of Nord extraction, be they pure blood or any derivative of such, observed to be in or on Imperial property after the 30th of Frostfall will be summarily executed as enemies of the State.Okay say the Nords "get" Skyrim kay. Does this mean that all Nords need to go to Skyrim? Do they have property rights? I mean it's a nothing battle cry right? RIGHT!?It is kind of annoying/weird when I have Mjoll as a follower. She's kind, courteous, sympathetic to each and every individual..... Until you hear
"Skyrim is for the Nords!"
It is also, hereby decreed that, all trade, commerce and/or barter with Nord businesses, those businesses based in Skyrim or who trade in goods imported from Skyrim will cease such activities immediately or suffer fine, jailing or execution depending on the severity of the infraction.
It is also, hereby decreed that all Imperial citizens of non-Nord extraction shall immediately vacate and cease all contact with the Province of Skyrim under same penalties.
It is to be announced that the Empire shall now hold Skyrim in violation of all treaties, agreements and/or assumptions and shall be held in Embargo status until such a time as said treaties, agreements and/or assumptions may be redrafted to the satisfaction of the Empire."
That should do it.
good luck Skyrim.
Pretty much what I thought when I actually put my thought into it. I have to much time on my hands.That would be hilarious! The Nords win Skyrim so the Empire decides to post the following: "ATTENTION: All citizens, visitors or expatriates of Nord extraction are, effective immediately, banished from Cyrodil or any other province controlled by the Empire, and will be required to immediately repatriate to the former Imperial Province known as "Skyrim". Any person, persons or individuals of Nord extraction, be they pure blood or any derivative of such, observed to be in or on Imperial property after the 30th of Frostfall will be summarily executed as enemies of the State.Okay say the Nords "get" Skyrim kay. Does this mean that all Nords need to go to Skyrim? Do they have property rights? I mean it's a nothing battle cry right? RIGHT!?It is kind of annoying/weird when I have Mjoll as a follower. She's kind, courteous, sympathetic to each and every individual..... Until you hear
"Skyrim is for the Nords!"
It is also, hereby decreed that, all trade, commerce and/or barter with Nord businesses, those businesses based in Skyrim or who trade in goods imported from Skyrim will cease such activities immediately or suffer fine, jailing or execution depending on the severity of the infraction.
It is also, hereby decreed that all Imperial citizens of non-Nord extraction shall immediately vacate and cease all contact with the Province of Skyrim under same penalties.
It is to be announced that the Empire shall now hold Skyrim in violation of all treaties, agreements and/or assumptions and shall be held in Embargo status until such a time as said treaties, agreements and/or assumptions may be redrafted to the satisfaction of the Empire."
That should do it.
good luck Skyrim.
Apparently I do too, considering I'm actually at work!Pretty much what I thought when I actually put my thought into it. I have to much time on my hands.That would be hilarious! The Nords win Skyrim so the Empire decides to post the following: "ATTENTION: All citizens, visitors or expatriates of Nord extraction are, effective immediately, banished from Cyrodil or any other province controlled by the Empire, and will be required to immediately repatriate to the former Imperial Province known as "Skyrim". Any person, persons or individuals of Nord extraction, be they pure blood or any derivative of such, observed to be in or on Imperial property after the 30th of Frostfall will be summarily executed as enemies of the State.Okay say the Nords "get" Skyrim kay. Does this mean that all Nords need to go to Skyrim? Do they have property rights? I mean it's a nothing battle cry right? RIGHT!?
It is also, hereby decreed that, all trade, commerce and/or barter with Nord businesses, those businesses based in Skyrim or who trade in goods imported from Skyrim will cease such activities immediately or suffer fine, jailing or execution depending on the severity of the infraction.
It is also, hereby decreed that all Imperial citizens of non-Nord extraction shall immediately vacate and cease all contact with the Province of Skyrim under same penalties.
It is to be announced that the Empire shall now hold Skyrim in violation of all treaties, agreements and/or assumptions and shall be held in Embargo status until such a time as said treaties, agreements and/or assumptions may be redrafted to the satisfaction of the Empire."
That should do it.
good luck Skyrim.
That moment of happiness when you know you accomplished nothing at work and got away with it....Apparently I do too, considering I'm actually at work!Pretty much what I thought when I actually put my thought into it. I have to much time on my hands.That would be hilarious! The Nords win Skyrim so the Empire decides to post the following: "ATTENTION: All citizens, visitors or expatriates of Nord extraction are, effective immediately, banished from Cyrodil or any other province controlled by the Empire, and will be required to immediately repatriate to the former Imperial Province known as "Skyrim". Any person, persons or individuals of Nord extraction, be they pure blood or any derivative of such, observed to be in or on Imperial property after the 30th of Frostfall will be summarily executed as enemies of the State.
It is also, hereby decreed that, all trade, commerce and/or barter with Nord businesses, those businesses based in Skyrim or who trade in goods imported from Skyrim will cease such activities immediately or suffer fine, jailing or execution depending on the severity of the infraction.
It is also, hereby decreed that all Imperial citizens of non-Nord extraction shall immediately vacate and cease all contact with the Province of Skyrim under same penalties.
It is to be announced that the Empire shall now hold Skyrim in violation of all treaties, agreements and/or assumptions and shall be held in Embargo status until such a time as said treaties, agreements and/or assumptions may be redrafted to the satisfaction of the Empire."
That should do it.
good luck Skyrim.
I have a pretty lax job. I'm assistant manager at a Quickstop. I still do basic stuff but sitting in the office with the company computer and reviewing the schedules is leisure time.That moment of happiness when you know you accomplished nothing at work and got away with it....Apparently I do too, considering I'm actually at work!Pretty much what I thought when I actually put my thought into it. I have to much time on my hands.
I have a pretty lax job. I'm assistant manager at a Quickstop. I still do basic stuff but sitting in the office with the company computer and reviewing the schedules is leisure time.That moment of happiness when you know you accomplished nothing at work and got away with it....Apparently I do too, considering I'm actually at work!
Nah... I'm buried as usual. Y'all save me from going cross-eyed looking at all these compliance documents and legal briefs.I have a pretty lax job. I'm assistant manager at a Quickstop. I still do basic stuff but sitting in the office with the company computer and reviewing the schedules is leisure time.That moment of happiness when you know you accomplished nothing at work and got away with it....
Plus you weren't even supposed to work today! Amirite?