Kohlar the Unkilled
Time for some ale
While I don't know what a CBO is, never again will I toss a single septim to McDonalds. So rather than hijack Lord Sok's thread, I've decided to compose my own regarding this insidious institution in the form of a rant, one that is long overdue.
You see, they infuriate me with their false advertising "breakfast all day" campaign, whereby they feature visually the Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit- one of my favorite fast food creations I've ever consumed. SO thrilled was I to discover that I could now obtain one any time I wanted!! Understand, I am no morning person and thus- the Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit was an extremely rare treat in the best of times. One does not simply rise that early... but oh the buttery-biscuity, bacony-eggy-cheesy delightfullness... news of their all-day availability was a revelation! So it was, that fateful day that I piloted my conveyance to the nearest McDonalds with much delight to obtain the coveted sandwich of morning goodness which, I would relish with the utmost extreme delight. I could already taste it: Imagine my anticipation as I stated my order to the listening device. Today was to be a glorious day indeed.
The speaker behind the device intoned a response precipitated by my order that rendered me paralyzed with paroxysms of profound perturbation. Yes, breakfast is served all day. Unless, that is: a biscuit is involved. ALL DAY BREAKFAST!!!! (unless it has anything to do with a biscuit) But.. there's a damned Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit on the damned sign you're using to advertise the damned all day breakfast you retched infantile idiot dog!! What despicable lord of Oblivion is behind this abhorrent scheme?! Could it be you, Malacath? OR- Vile, is that YOU that I smell?? What is the true incarnation of Ronald McDonald?!? Who or whatever it may turn out to be has been revealed as the most nefarious of ALL fast food lords... and never, EVER, again will I contribute naught but the snot from my nose to the putrid establishment. Take your hip advertising and your futile rebranding and shove it up a yak's sphincter!!
You see, they infuriate me with their false advertising "breakfast all day" campaign, whereby they feature visually the Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit- one of my favorite fast food creations I've ever consumed. SO thrilled was I to discover that I could now obtain one any time I wanted!! Understand, I am no morning person and thus- the Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit was an extremely rare treat in the best of times. One does not simply rise that early... but oh the buttery-biscuity, bacony-eggy-cheesy delightfullness... news of their all-day availability was a revelation! So it was, that fateful day that I piloted my conveyance to the nearest McDonalds with much delight to obtain the coveted sandwich of morning goodness which, I would relish with the utmost extreme delight. I could already taste it: Imagine my anticipation as I stated my order to the listening device. Today was to be a glorious day indeed.
The speaker behind the device intoned a response precipitated by my order that rendered me paralyzed with paroxysms of profound perturbation. Yes, breakfast is served all day. Unless, that is: a biscuit is involved. ALL DAY BREAKFAST!!!! (unless it has anything to do with a biscuit) But.. there's a damned Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit on the damned sign you're using to advertise the damned all day breakfast you retched infantile idiot dog!! What despicable lord of Oblivion is behind this abhorrent scheme?! Could it be you, Malacath? OR- Vile, is that YOU that I smell?? What is the true incarnation of Ronald McDonald?!? Who or whatever it may turn out to be has been revealed as the most nefarious of ALL fast food lords... and never, EVER, again will I contribute naught but the snot from my nose to the putrid establishment. Take your hip advertising and your futile rebranding and shove it up a yak's sphincter!!