"For some reason, townsfolk do not enjoy re-animated corpses walking through town. Keep in mind if you want more quests."
"There are reports of flying mammoths. Please remember to pack your umbrella."
"A recent survey conducted by Jarls reports Sweet-roll theft up nearly twenty percent."
"Want to be a truly great assassin? Kill all Bards. Their voices must be prevented from causing further harm."
"The Scrolls have foretold, of black screens in the cold, gamers' rage coming unfurled. Freeze Screens, Vanquisher of calm, is the ultimate enemy for your hero."