Last enemy that harmed you is now your spouse!

[Moris]

You're sure it's not your horse husband?

If it were, I'd want Arvak: for the bone(r)s. But then he'd only last 60 seconds. Guess I need some Conjuration perks.

Oh, wait. I forgot. He lasts as long as he's mounted! Bliss!

 

[Daedra'Mc'Bitch]

If it were, I'd want Arvak: for the bone(r)s. But then he'd only last 60 seconds. Guess I need some Conjuration perks.

Oh, wait. If forgot. He lasts as long as he's mounted! Bliss!

60 seconds isn't so bad. My Dremora Lord is no better.

 

[Moris]

60 seconds isn't so bad. My Dremora Lord is no better.

But those Dremora are kinda hot, in a way, ya know? I particularly like the way they talk to me: "I smell WEAKNESS!"

 

[Daedra'Mc'Bitch]

But those Dremora are kinda hot, in a way, ya know? I particularly like the way they talk to me: "I smell WEAKNESS!"

Well, of course. Girls always go for the guys that are jerks. Dremora Lords are no exception.

 

[feliciano182]

*Goes to wedding*

*Looks awaiting Giant*

*Cries.........shamefully*

 

[Daedra'Mc'Bitch]

*Goes to wedding*

*Looks awaiting Giant*

*Cries.........shamefully*

For your sake.. I hope he has a giant p- Never mind.

 

[Naginata]

But those Dremora are kinda hot, in a way, ya know? I particularly like the way they talk to me: "I smell WEAKNESS!"

I guess some people are into that kind of "dominance" ( ) the dremora like to use, huh?

 

[Daedra'Mc'Bitch]

I guess some people are into that kind of "dominance" ( ) the dremora like to use, huh?

The way my Dremoras just fearlessly insult a dragon is pretty irresistible.

 

[Chowder138]

Oh, wait. I forgot. He lasts as long as he's mounted! Bliss!

 

[i K33L n0085]

A hagraven.
Oh great, here we go again...

 

[Skulli]

That Bear I left back at Helgen.

She did call to me.......brought an elf with acne scars, and a hard-on for the Shopkeep with me to stand watch.

 

[Chowder138]

That Bear I left back at Helgen.

She did call to me.......brought an elf with acne scars, and a hard-on for the Shopkeep with me to stand watch.

That's so cute.

 

[Skulli]

That's so cute.

queue "Donny Osmond - Puppy Love"

 

[Sqeagy]

I have a new husband for my other BReton character. Alduin, I knew you cared!

 

[Skulli]

I have a new husband for my other BReton character. Alduin, I knew you cared!

/chills

 

[Moris]

I have a new husband for my other BReton character. Alduin, I knew you cared!

He should do a truly awesome barbeque, though!

 

[Haru17]

Oh Zahkriisos, I love you!

Lol, I got Ahzidal.

This gives a whole new meaning to a waring marriage...

 

[Haru17]

Falmer Shadowmaster.

Ew. Just. Ew.

You know that's kinky.

A. Spriggan? Well they're hot, I guess.

Polish that wood! XD

I always DID love small children...... pl***......

Children don't harm you, they just run away, so you're good.

Mammoth. Yippee

Dat flab!

 

[shutyermoutherillslapye]

sven's mom oh crap

no i literally mean oh crap i have to change her depends diaper™

 

[Chodee]

A spider... Oh, man.
This will not end well. Haha.