I've got a joke for you!

[Thorn]

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

There's one less drunk at the wake.[/quote

Those could be Finnish versions and it would work still.

 

[High King of Skyrim]

I don't mean to burst your bubble there chief, but its cereal killer, not serial killer.

Thanks Champ!

 

[Medea]

Three guys go to a ski lodge and there aren't enough rooms so they have to share a bed.

In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I just had the most wild, vivid dream about getting a handy! It was awesome!"

The guy on the left wakes up and says, "That's unbelievable! I just had the same exact dream!"

The guy in the middle wakes up and says, "Aw shucks! I only dreamed that I was skiing."

 

[Medea]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke.

The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over herself and says "I guess we answered that question!"