Is Skyrim teaching your kids how to do rim jobs...

[Jaeger]

...and other homo erotic sex maneuvers?

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-sk...29516548_19145412_10150371945706548#f1d2fe3bb

THINK OF THE CHILDREN! But...not when you're thinking of rim jobs. That's just wrong.

 

[HaxAras]

What The Hell Are Children Doing Playing Skyrim Anyway? If Parent's Have A Problem With What Their Kids Play They Shouldn't Buy The Game In The First Place. Not Buy It Then Complain And Ruin It For The rest of us.

 

[Reiji]

My question is how old are these "kids". By the time their 9-12 they now a lot more then what you think they should.

 

[M'aiqaelF]

It really boggles the mind that parents let their young children play ultra violent video games....i.e. Call of Duty, Skyrim, etc!

 

[HaxAras]

It really boggles the mind that parents let their young children play ultra violent video games....i.e. Call of Duty, Skyrim, etc!

Seriously, My Brother is a violent little punk and acts like he is 5 but my mom let's him buy them.

 

[brandon]

What The Hell Are Children Doing Playing Skyrim Anyway? If Parent's Have A Problem With What Their Kids Play They Shouldn't Buy The Game In The First Place. Not Buy It Then Complain And Ruin It For The rest of us.

my 4 yr old daughter has a character in skyrim. and i cant see what that link is by jeager but skyrim is the most kid friendly game i play when it comes to violence. and i have something close to 175 hrs in game and ive never seen 1 thing that even came close to being sexual. and if there is it cant be any worse then your kid walking in on you and your wife/husband having sex.

 

[shelder]

my 4 yr old daughter has a character in skyrim. and i cant see what that link is by jeager but skyrim is the most kid friendly game i play when it comes to violence. and i have something close to 175 hrs in game and ive never seen 1 thing that even came close to being sexual. and if there is it cant be any worse then your kid walking in on you and your wife/husband having sex.

hmmmmm do i wana ask if that really happened???..........

 

[HaxAras]

my 4 yr old daughter has a character in skyrim. and i cant see what that link is by jeager but skyrim is the most kid friendly game i play when it comes to violence. and i have something close to 175 hrs in game and ive never seen 1 thing that even came close to being sexual. and if there is it cant be any worse then your kid walking in on you and your wife/husband having sex.

The Link Didn't Work For Me Either so i just used my imagination. that would be awkward hahahha.
the only think that I've seen that might not be kid appropriate is the beheading. Depends on the parents.

 

[BlackRat]

*sigh*

You DO realize that "Christwire" is a (poorly done) satirical website, right?

It is meant to poke fun at the ultra-right, ultra-religious that seem to find evil and sin in every single thing ever created that doesn't begin with "Bible" and end with "Bible".
Unfortunately, it comes across as amateurish, childish and kinda lame.

 

[M'aiqaelF]

it's funny how we're so hung up on and outraged about sexual content in video games, tv, and movies.....yet for some reason ultra violent content is just fine!

 

[Richmipkin]

I just read that link..... I am more disturbed than if i had acctually watched gay porno... all i could think of is What The F$#@?!?!?!

 

[Panthera]

waste of time...

 

[Finalchrono]

Wow, I almost thought that was a real post until I got to the stuff about "ass assassinations". Honestly, this is what real christians actually sound like. Trust me, I know from first hand experience.

 

[shelder]

After clicking the link and reading only PART of it. You can easily tell that it was written from a person who hates video games, or Skyrim (most likely cuse he couldnt buy it cuse part of the so called "facts" that he uses r so wrong). By just reading the first part, u can FULLY tell that the guy is a religious NUT CASE. not a normal religious person, not a super religious person, not a normal religious nut case, but he is in his own category of religious nut cases.

 

[brandon]

Wow, I almost thought that was a real post until I got to the stuff about "ass assassinations". Honestly, this is what real christians actually sound like. Trust me, I know from first hand experience.

ok so the first person to say something is really talking out theyre ass or trying to be funny. cool got it. i thought i hadnt found something.

 

[Nightingale]

I just lost precious brain cells

 

[shelder]

I just lost precious brain cells

agreed! longer u read that, more u say "bye bye" to being smart

 

[Finalchrono]

ok so the first person to say something is really talking out theyre ass or trying to be funny. cool got it. i thought i hadnt found something.

I'm not sure what you mean by this. I know not all christian's are this insane about stuff like that, but I grew up in a christian family where I wasn't allowed to play pokemon because apparently the devil made it. I also wasn't allowed to read Harry Potter because sorcery is just the devil's doing.

 

[Agincourt]

After clicking the link and reading only PART of it. You can easily tell that it was written from a person who hates video games, or Skyrim (most likely cuse he couldnt buy it cuse part of the so called "facts" that he uses r so wrong). By just reading the first part, u can FULLY tell that the guy is a religious NUT CASE. not a normal religious person, not a super religious person, not a normal religious nut case, but he is in his own category of religious nut cases.

Agree with this, the guy is an idiot who looks like he has never even played the game! Guess Bethesda should pass the GOTY trophy to Blizzard as this fool thinks they made the awsome MMORPG first person shooter that is Skyrim!! lol

Think we need the Black Sacrament on this guy!!!

 

[Shew]

Ok you all read carefully, Christwire is a Spoof site its fake