Corrupted Wish!

[i K33L n0085]

Granted, but all npcs attack you on sight.

I wish I had Assassin's Creed 3 for Xbox 360.

 

[lolkhajiit]

Granted, but it's only a demo.

I wish Bethesda would hint a second Skyrim DLC

 

[dunklunk]

Granted, but it's in a secret code that no one can understand but them.

I wish for awesome vision like a cat's.

 

[lolkhajiit]

Granted, but it only lasts a day before you become blinded in an accident.

I wish I could go to a Metallica concert

 

[Dork Angel]

Granted, but you mysteriously fall deaf and blind for that day.

I wish to see the good in every situation..

 

[Start Dale]

Granted but it drives you insane till you kill to make it stop.

I wish to be able to be invisible.

 

[SynnerLarkie]

Granted but you cant control it so you are never seen again.

I wish that RB3 would put more Mudvayne on their DLC, instead of just the one song.

 

[Start Dale]

granted but you go deaf when it happens

I wish to be able to walk on water.

 

[SynnerLarkie]

Granted but you turn into Bruce Al Mighty and get suck in the movie.

I wish to fly so i can travel where ever i want, as fast as i want, and for free

 

[Start Dale]

Granted but you turn into Bruce Al Mighty and get suck in the movie.

I wish to fly so i can travel where ever i want, as fast as i want, and for free

Granted but you can never land again (I would have choosen this one too)

i wish to be immortal

 

[Dork Angel]

Granted, but you get buried alive in concrete.

I wish to live a long and fulfilling life.

 

[Start Dale]

Granted, but you get buried alive in concrete.

I wish to live a long and fulfilling life.

Granted but it will be the next tlife this one will be full of pain.

 

[King o' the Britains]

Granted, but no wish was made so you are banned from this thread. I wish for something.

 

[i K33L n0085]

Granted, but that something is corrupted.

I wish someone would post something creative.

 

[Harperlarp]

Verily, I doth poste a message to verify the expressed wishes of the honourable gentleman preceding me but thn roowin it wit por sp3lling makn ur eye's hrt.

I wish for The Elder Scrolls VI.

 

[dunklunk]

Granted, but it TOTALLY sells out, leaving no copies for you.

I wish my Khajiit had a bad-ass tail like the Alien.

 

[Ebonyflesh]

Granted, but it does nothing except reduce stamina and health.

I wish for a box of doughnuts.

 

[i K33L n0085]

Granted, but they are filled with poisonous jelly giving you a slow and painful death.

I wish I could make a living by playing video games.

 

[Ebonyflesh]

Granted, but you're testing new versions of OWOP.

I wish I could fly.

 

[A.Auditore]

Granted but you have lead for feet... (hmm not sure i thought that out to well)

I wish I could breathe underwater