Christmas in Skyrim

[shadowkitty]

So if there was Christmas in Skyrim, what would you want medieval Santa to bring you?

Obviously I would want a bunny.

 

[Fevershaking]

I would want a sword capable of leveling an entire hold with one swing. ALL WOULD FALL BEFORE ME-I mean, Yeah a bunny sounds good.

 

[DdraigGwyn]

So if there was Christmas in Skyrim, what would you want medieval Santa to bring you?

Obviously I would want a bunny.

Okay. As long as I also get a cookbook with yummy bunny recipes.

 

[AS88]

A Skyforge Steel stomach, for my character's work in the name of 'alchemy.'

 

[Khasrin]

A picture is worth a thousand words, so...


....please? *tries to be cute*


Some Ancient Nord armor for my female Khajiit and a couple of silver daggers (they were a thing in Oblivion, damn it, why not in Skyrim?) would also be nice.

 

[Rimfaxe96]

I want a sled with reindeers so I could race through all of Skyrim.
They'd become everybody's favourite pets in no time.

 

[MiniPea]

Skooma, Skooma and Moon Sugar.

 

[Daedra'Mc'Bitch]

Maven Black-Briar's head >: )

I would just wish for peace on Nirn!

 

[seeker23]

For Christmas,
I want the civil war to end. I want the fighting to stop. I want people to prosper. I want people to live peacefully. I want all conflict to stop. I want the dragons to stop attacking. I want Alduin to drop his ambitions. I want Miraak to always be with dear Mora and not think of Solstheim. I want Harkon to stop drinking human blo............................. WAIT WHAT!!!????

What the hell am I gonna do in Skyrim after all this. Be a stay at home dad??

 

[JoeReese]

Maven Black-Briar's head >: )

I would just wish for peace on Nirn!

One might just beget the other.

 

[Lady Redpool the Unlifer]

I want a bunny seaking crossbow, so that I may finally end the bunny plague..........

Or maybe just Umbra's sword? Seriously, WHY did they leave it out of this game!?!?

 

[Daelon DuLac]

A Skyforge War Hammer. Special order since it isn't a normal thing, oh, and 1,000 black soul gems so I can keep all my enemies close.

 

[Kaelbu]

So many sweet rolls...
A jarl's outfit. A husky. A house with a library AND armory.

 

[Naginata]

An elk that I can ride on. Seriously, elks are flippin adorable. I'd ride it around and give it a hug and feed it homemade sweetrolls off a silver platter.

 

[Lucid]

I would like Greybeard robes for my Breton. I will wear them with the Morokei mask at all times. All who see me will wonder, many will fear, none will ask.

 

[Crowley]

Dovahkiin needs Thai massage! With happy ending. Make banana cry!

 

[AS88]

A quiet(er) Dawnguard Husky, please.

 

[Writes-Many-Posts]

A stunting pet horker and a catapult, not that they have anything to do with each other...

I'll just uhh... go camping near Solitude... with a decorative catapult and ol' Tusky... To later collect the money from a bet about horker rains from Ahtar... You know... if he is alive...

 

[WarriorMage]

Twelve dragons flying,
Eleven guards a-guarding,
Ten Jarls yodeling,
Nine draugrs dancing,
Eight fighters fighting,
Seven giants grunting,
Six wolves a-howling,
Five magic rings.
Four horker tusks,
Three mud crabs,
Two saber cats,
And some armor that protects my knee.

 

[Brewman]

I want Dragons Reach to be my house, and we will all partayyy...including bunnies

 

[PuuLoo]

I don't want a lot from Christmas
There is just one thing i need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree.

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All i want for Christmas is youuuu.....

Yeah, seriously medieval Santa.......
I really need the Umbra sword...... ;(

 

[ColleenG]

A house in the Rift. With all 9 options!

 

[Atz]

Maven Blackbrier all tied up in the Under Forge . I'm having some real non X-MAS thought here like ( shhh Torture )

 

[Daelon DuLac]

Maven Blackbrier all tied up in the Under Forge . I'm having some real non X-MAS thought here like ( shhh Torture )

"Torture" wasn't my first thought... I wonder if Ingin (sic.) her granddaughter would be available too...

 

[JoeReese]

You just have to know how to handle Maven...

 

[JoeReese]

Make banana cry!

 

[shadowkitty]

You just have to know how to handle Maven...

I just throw brooms at her.