Bob Roberts
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You try to adopt a homeless kid, but realize you have no room for them
Dafuk?On the contrary, I always equip all my homes with a children's room, but never adopt anyone. Then I go around letting all the kids know I have the room, but just can't be bothered. Then I show them the toys and children's clothing I've gathered, and say "you know, since I have no other use for it, I'm going to go kill a skeever, stow this stuff on its body, raise the skeever and then FUS DO RAH it off a mountain. Maybe you could go sift through the powdered remains at the foot of the Throat of the World. Watch out for giants!" Then I laugh and walk away, eating a goat's leg and waving a wooden sword.
EVIL! But FUNNY! FUNNY!On the contrary, I always equip all my homes with a children's room, but never adopt anyone. Then I go around letting all the kids know I have the room, but just can't be bothered. Then I show them the toys and children's clothing I've gathered, and say "you know, since I have no other use for it, I'm going to go kill a skeever, stow this stuff on its body, raise the skeever and then FUS DO RAH it off a mountain. Maybe you could go sift through the powdered remains at the foot of the Throat of the World. Watch out for giants!" Then I laugh and walk away, eating a goat's leg and waving a wooden sword.
'cause more than two might turn you in to one of those Kill 'Em All! freeks. Children can drive you nuts. Personally, I always adopt Lucia (I just like her for some reason) but I'm trying to decide whether I should adopt the homelss boy from Dawnstar that does the running or the kid in Windhelm. I'm leaning towards the kid in Windhelm. At least the kid in Dawnstar has a place to sleep and a job. The poor kid in Windhelm is out on the street in that weather! I would actually luv to adopt Aventus Arentino myself (he is an orphan after all!). I can really relate to him.I would adopt all the orphan kids in Skyrim if I could. I don't know why they limited it to two.
'cause more than two might turn you in to one of those Kill 'Em All! freeks. Children can drive you nuts. Personally, I always adopt Lucia (I just like her for some reason) but I'm trying to decide whether I should adopt the homelss boy from Dawnstar that does the running or the kid in Windhelm. I'm leaning towards the kid in Windhelm. At least the kid in Dawnstar has a place to sleep and a job. The poor kid in Windhelm is out on the street in that weather! I would actually luv to adopt Aventus Arentino myself (he is an orphan after all!). I can really relate to him.I would adopt all the orphan kids in Skyrim if I could. I don't know why they limited it to two.
I did to. I liked Hroar (I adopted him on another build), but, there are orphans that have it so much worse than he. He has the orphanage and can always find work in Riften when he gets old enough. Now I search out the poor street kids and leave the orphanage kids to take care of themselves.'cause more than two might turn you in to one of those Kill 'Em All! freeks. Children can drive you nuts. Personally, I always adopt Lucia (I just like her for some reason) but I'm trying to decide whether I should adopt the homelss boy from Dawnstar that does the running or the kid in Windhelm. I'm leaning towards the kid in Windhelm. At least the kid in Dawnstar has a place to sleep and a job. The poor kid in Windhelm is out on the street in that weather! I would actually luv to adopt Aventus Arentino myself (he is an orphan after all!). I can really relate to him.I would adopt all the orphan kids in Skyrim if I could. I don't know why they limited it to two.
I adopted Hroar (pronounced ROAR like a LION!) and Runa. I like them both very much. BTW, I'm giving them 1000 gold a week in allowance. Because I can.