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SynnerLarkie
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i wish it wasnt so damn cold outside!!
you didnt make a wish!
I wish i had Elvira's sexy figure, but my face and not hers
granted but every year past what was your predestined death year you get younger and younger until you are nothing but a squirmy little sperm on the ground.
I wish i could think of a new wish.
Granted, but you wished to die.
I wish the Microsoft Surface had the specs of a high-end PC and could run Skyrim flawlessly with infinite mods.
Granted, but now you want to make a wish regardless of the pressure to wish.
I wish I could control the sun with my mind.
Granted, but you're really bad at it at first and you accidentally scorch the Earth.
I wish Ron Paul would win.
Granted, but in his inaugural address he says he's become a socialist.
I wish the word swag was stricken from the English language.
Granted, but something even worse soon takes its place.
Wish damn you!!!
In that case i wish i had a tuna sandwich for Chowder.
I hate Tuna though.