GayGoblin
I'm the One who Stole Your Sweetroll
Okay, we've all done something stupid while adventuring across Skyrim; whether it was shooting a guard in the crotch, or attempting to kill a child, or lockpicking a lock-box just to see what its contents were, or even being nice and trying to add items to a homeless NPC's inventory (which, unfortunately, they still consider pickpocketing).
Either way, you've done something ridiculously stupid that has probably pissed some people off pretty bad. Really bad. Horribly bad. And, ya know, you just don't have the potions or help to take on every. Single. Guard.
So tell us about how you escaped (probably with a bounty over 10,000 by now if you had a follower with you) and just what on earth you did to piss them off so bad!
I'll start with mine (and I really hope there isn't a thread like this already...):
Either way, you've done something ridiculously stupid that has probably pissed some people off pretty bad. Really bad. Horribly bad. And, ya know, you just don't have the potions or help to take on every. Single. Guard.
So tell us about how you escaped (probably with a bounty over 10,000 by now if you had a follower with you) and just what on earth you did to piss them off so bad!
I'll start with mine (and I really hope there isn't a thread like this already...):
So, apparently the people of Solitude get very upset if you execute someone they were about to execute anyways. But I just couldn't resist, the increase in archery was worth it and so was the sneaking increase (for a while I tried to hide... I should have attacked at night, not noon).
However, like a fool I had brought Lydia with me--and she didn't like sneaking, she's apparently not one for sneaking (to quote Hadvar and Ralof). So, after a few minutes, Lydia took off screaming "I'LL KILL YOU!" and slaughtering people (+1000, +1000, +1000, +1000...).
Meanwhile, I tried to let her stupidity be a distraction and continue sneaking my way towards the gates.
However, due to accidentally activating a certain door... I don't get very far, and now not only do I have every single guard in Solitude on my tail, but I also have General Tullius and Legate Rikke screaming at me.
So, I bolt for the gates (by now sneaking is useless), and every guard (as well as the general and legate) spawn outside with me. So we add on a few more guards as we run down the road, a member of a Khajiit caravan tossing out "I'm staying out of this" as I run by them, and eventually I reach Katla's Farm and decide to steal a horse.
I wind up over the East Empire Trading Company Warehouse, and my bar is full of little red dogs everywhere, so I made a last minute decision and jumped off the East Empire Trading Company Warehouse and landed in the river and swam safely away.
I left Lydia behind to deal with the consequences of her own actions >_>
However, like a fool I had brought Lydia with me--and she didn't like sneaking, she's apparently not one for sneaking (to quote Hadvar and Ralof). So, after a few minutes, Lydia took off screaming "I'LL KILL YOU!" and slaughtering people (+1000, +1000, +1000, +1000...).
Meanwhile, I tried to let her stupidity be a distraction and continue sneaking my way towards the gates.
However, due to accidentally activating a certain door... I don't get very far, and now not only do I have every single guard in Solitude on my tail, but I also have General Tullius and Legate Rikke screaming at me.
So, I bolt for the gates (by now sneaking is useless), and every guard (as well as the general and legate) spawn outside with me. So we add on a few more guards as we run down the road, a member of a Khajiit caravan tossing out "I'm staying out of this" as I run by them, and eventually I reach Katla's Farm and decide to steal a horse.
I wind up over the East Empire Trading Company Warehouse, and my bar is full of little red dogs everywhere, so I made a last minute decision and jumped off the East Empire Trading Company Warehouse and landed in the river and swam safely away.
I left Lydia behind to deal with the consequences of her own actions >_>