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Papoy

DON'T EXPECT SPOILER WARNINGS FROM ME
when you become so good, you start wanting to die, but game wont let you.
 

OursIsTheFury

New Member
...when you are running somewhere in other games, you do that jump combo just so you can arrive at your destination faster... even if it doesn't help sometimes.

...when you are frustrated that a game you are playing doesn't allow you to fast travel to certain areas, and you have to go to a landmark (like a crossroad sign) just to access the fast travel option.
 

Papoy

DON'T EXPECT SPOILER WARNINGS FROM ME
.... when you start crying whenever you hear "Fine day to you friend, may you die with a sword in your hands" because you know there is no living creature that could actualy kill you, so you know you will have to die in your bed from a disease you refused to be cured from
 

Mwhals

Active Member
When you pre-order a remaster for the PS4 resulting in selling the PS3 and it's only game, which was Skyrim Legendary.

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Razi

New Member
When you eat Cheese Wheels if you're woudned
 

Daelon DuLac

How do you backstab a Dragon?
Does anyone know how to stop Neloth and the people outside attacking you the second you get to Tel Mireth?
The wouldn't be doing that unless you did something to piss them off. Ask yourself: Who did you assault or kill? What did you steal? Are you just a total jacka** and deserve to get attacked?

Otherwise: reload old save or wait 10 days. The should calm down by then.
 

Ieuan

New Member
Does anyone know how to stop Neloth and the people outside attacking you the second you get to Tel Mireth?
The wouldn't be doing that unless you did something to piss them off. Ask yourself: Who did you assault or kill? What did you steal? Are you just a total jacka** and deserve to get attacked?

Otherwise: reload old save or wait 10 days. The should calm down by then.
Thank you I will try that
 

Davian

Member
When you write a Skyrim-themed cover of a Kanye rap.

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She take my money
She take my mead
Yeah she's a triflin
Friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger
Way over town
That digs on me

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
She ain't no better than a milk drinker
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
But she ain't no better than a milk drinker
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head

Cutie the bomb
Met her fighting the Mythic Dawn
With a purse from Radiant Raiment
Under her arm
She said I can tell you rock
I can tell by your charm
Far as girls you got a flock
Like Mikael the bard

But I'm looking for the one
Tell me, kinsman, you saw her?
That mystic in Whiterun said she got ass like Serana
Azura, Talos of Atmora, so fine
Like a quest marker for a stone of Barenziah
Ok rally your troops, and rally all your guards
I pulled up on my horse, they rode the back end real far
We all went to the Den where those bandits had to pay
If you messin round for this girl, bounty better be payed!
You know why
It take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a spell that cussed her
My housecarl say she used to worship Molag
I don't care what y'all say, yo - FUS RO DAH

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
But she ain't no better than a milk drinker
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
But she ain't no better than a milk drinker
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head

Eighteen years, eighteen years
She got you fighting in the Great War for 18 years
I know somebody paying off a guard to handle her kids
His baby momma's fancy castle is bigger than his
You will see him in the Arena Any Given Sunday
Win the tournament and ride off with a Lusty Maid
She was spose to buy ya Black Briar Mead with ya money
She went to the face sculptor got lipo with ya money
She walking around looking like a psycho with ya money
Should of got that insured got much more for ya money
If you ain't no skeever holla We Want Prenup
We want prenup!, yeah
It's something that you need to get urgent
'Cause you know she never said "I'm sworn to carry your burdens"
Eighteen years, eighteen years
And after all that service, he found his country wasn't his!

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
But she ain't no better than a milk drinker
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
But she ain't no better than a milk drinker
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head
 

Ivory

Let's Player
When after about close to three years of inactivity on these forums, you still come back here off a passing thought and spend 20 minutes trying to remember your password just to say hello again and see if any of yee ol' farts are still around.

Sup all.
 

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