When you write a Skyrim-themed cover of a Kanye rap.
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She take my money
She take my mead
Yeah she's a triflin
Friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger
Way over town
That digs on me
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
She ain't no better than a milk drinker
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
But she ain't no better than a milk drinker
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head
Cutie the bomb
Met her fighting the Mythic Dawn
With a purse from Radiant Raiment
Under her arm
She said I can tell you rock
I can tell by your charm
Far as girls you got a flock
Like Mikael the bard
But I'm looking for the one
Tell me, kinsman, you saw her?
That mystic in Whiterun said she got ass like Serana
Azura, Talos of Atmora, so fine
Like a quest marker for a stone of Barenziah
Ok rally your troops, and rally all your guards
I pulled up on my horse, they rode the back end real far
We all went to the Den where those bandits had to pay
If you messin round for this girl, bounty better be payed!
You know why
It take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a spell that cussed her
My housecarl say she used to worship Molag
I don't care what y'all say, yo - FUS RO DAH
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
But she ain't no better than a milk drinker
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
But she ain't no better than a milk drinker
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head
Eighteen years, eighteen years
She got you fighting in the Great War for 18 years
I know somebody paying off a guard to handle her kids
His baby momma's fancy castle is bigger than his
You will see him in the Arena Any Given Sunday
Win the tournament and ride off with a Lusty Maid
She was spose to buy ya Black Briar Mead with ya money
She went to the face sculptor got lipo with ya money
She walking around looking like a psycho with ya money
Should of got that insured got much more for ya money
If you ain't no skeever holla We Want Prenup
We want prenup!, yeah
It's something that you need to get urgent
'Cause you know she never said "I'm sworn to carry your burdens"
Eighteen years, eighteen years
And after all that service, he found his country wasn't his!
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
But she ain't no better than a milk drinker
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
But she ain't no better than a milk drinker
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head