I tried to save a peddler from bandits with my lowly mage, and I killed the bandits, but I hurt the peddler too, so he aggroes and I kill him, but his horse starts attacking me too. Then I sic my familiar on it and we start chasing the horse off which has a godly amount of hit points, but then it stops, turns around, kills my familiar, and starts chasing me - I'm already half dead, I can't outrun it because it's a horse, I can hardly damage it, and it wants my blood - I found some rocks and kept having to run circles around it to keep the horse from biting my head off, and I wasn't regenerating enough magicka to kill the horse before the next week...
Long story short, the only thing missing was the Benny Hill music.