Wierdest things to do for fun in skyrim

[beastoking]

Heres my list, all of which i have done.
Make parthunax marriable via console, and then marry a dragon.

Make Farkas 4 inches tall, and give him a giants club, hilarity is sure to follow...

C*nt punt a bandit.

Turn off AI, then put an arrow in all the guards in Whiteruns knees.

Get the fart shout mod, and battle alduin with the power of ass thu-ums .

Spawn Ulfric in the same room as Tullius, just to see what happens.

Use the killall console command when alduin shows up at Helgen.

Spawn 10 alduins and 10 parthrunax's, and watch the chaos.

Kill Grelad in the worst way you think of. (fart shout.. )

Teabag a troll.

Kill ulfric by punching him in the balls.

Post your own if you want, i kinda want to know what other fl*ffed up things people can do.

 

[Chadonraz]

Everyone probably knows this one, but shoot cabbages. I once spent an entire night (game time) firing arrows at cabbages in Riverwood (there are a lot of cabbages available there). The patrolling guard didn't appreciate the flying cabbages. And I found out that if a shot cabbage hits someone (or a chicken), it doesn't count as an assault.

Free Thalmor prisoners, kill the captors (they're aggressive, so no bounty), and take everything from the Thalmor's corpses. Then stuff all of the items in the prisoner to frame him of triple murder. (If the prisoner's body has mysteriously vanished, drop the items on top of the Thalmor).
Last but not least, arrange the elves' bodies in questionable positions.

 

[beastoking]

And I found out that if a shot cabbage hits someone (or a chicken), it doesn't count as an assault.

Last but not least, arrange the elves' bodies in questionable positions.

So kill people with cabbage, then make dead elves dryhump? I wonder what the guards reaction was...
"STOP RIG- what in oblivion is this sh!t...?"

 

[Ritterkreuz]

Everyone probably knows this one, but shoot cabbages. I once spent an entire night (game time) firing arrows at ca

Free Thalmor prisoners, kill the captors (they're aggressive, so no bounty)

Oh yeah, I don't even think twice about it either. In my book if the Thalmor aren't out hunting me, then I'm not doing stuff right. I love slaughtering them off.

 

[Anouck]

Trolling

 

[beastoking]

Trolling

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"CHEESE, FOR EVERYONE!"

 

[kyleekay]

Use Fus Ro Dah to shout annoying NPC's off the side of tall buildings.

 

[higgi07]

Kick all of Belethors goods off his tables for giggles

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[beastoking]

Use Fus Ro Dah to shout annoying NPC's off the side of tall buildings.

PLEASE tell me Nazeem was one, i would do the same, if i hadnt already stabbed the fl*ffer in the face.

 

[beastoking]

Kick all of Belethors goods off his tables for giggles

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Some may call it junk me, i say stop freakin breaking it its treasure.

 

[The Phoenician]

Flaming Corpse Toss. Dead body + Fire Breath shout

PLEASE tell me Nazeem was one, i would do the same, if i hadnt already stabbed the fl*ffer in the face.

I like to frenzy spell him. That way all of Whiterun gets to help.

 

[Chadonraz]

Transporting dragon skeletons using the Reanimate Corpse spell. I just killed the dragon at Skyborn Altar and then gifted its skeleton to the people of Morthal.

No one gives a damn, they just walk through it.

 

[Psiberzerker]

I prefer the Ice Form shout for people who really piss me off, like Ancano. Then, you have several seconds to dump on them (You new kids call it teabagging, it's older than the internet.) and any thing else you want to humiliate them while they're helpless. They do the fish flop when they thaw out too. No Bounty.

For some reason, I'd rather collect Linen Wraps to fill rooms with, instead of cheese wheels. I know, Sheo doesn't say anything about Linens, he should, though. Bygones, you can still console them in. Dressup with the Follower is always fun, especially the ones that default to Clothes, because they'll wear anything. Running around with Faendal in Ragged Trousers? Done it. Take him up to Hjalmarch, or the Throat of the World and ask him "Aren't you cold?'

Pick up random followers you don't care about, and FRD them into the pit trap at Halted Stream camp. Go find random Encounters, Bandits, Imperial/Stormcloak/Thalmor prisoner escorts, or whatever. try to fill the whole pit full of bodies, then go through the hideout, and come out at spike level...

I get bored easy, that's not even a dent in all the S&G stuff I do. Just the ones that come to mind, and haven't already been said. I once "Kick the Can"ed Salohknir's Skeleton all the way to the Whiterun Gatehouse. Why? Why not?

 

[Psiberzerker]

Why do so many people hate Nazeem so much, and I never hear anything about Olfrid? That guy's a Dick!

 

[Iveri Sarothil]

Stripping everyone that I kill of their belongings and clothing and dragging them to the nearest open body of water.

Slaughter Thalmor on sight.

Swiping all the meat and bread she can find. Iveri loves her meat pies.

Drop food into the middle of Riften. Kick back with a creme pasty and watch the show. Resurrect the produce seller afterwards.

Make one giant about five or six feet taller than he already is.

Make the other giant about six inches tall and run, because he still does regular damage.

Find a wandering mammoth and make him about six inches tall and run, because as awesome as this game is, you cannot have a tiny pet mammoth.

 

[Chadonraz]

Why do so many people hate Nazeem so much, and I never hear anything about Olfrid? That guy's a Dick!

Because I can go to the Cloud District whenever I want. And I've never seen Mr. High-and-mighty there.
He's always standing at the market, one foot in Carlotta's vegetable box.

As for Olfrid, why do you dislike him? He isn't condescending, and his voice isn't annoying. He's just really proud of his family -- a name I know well.

And to add to the topic: silent roll around in towns, if you have the perk. Or, silent roll everywhere.

 

[Ritterkreuz]

As for Olfrid, why do you dislike him? He isn't condescending, and his voice isn't annoying. He's just really proud of his family -- a name I know well.

I get a kick out of the fact that Jim Cummings does so many voices in this game, especially when I think about the fact that he is also the voice of Winnie-the-Pooh and Tigger.

 

[Psiberzerker]

Because I can go to the Cloud District whenever I want. And I've never seen Mr. High-and-mighty there.
He's always standing at the market, one foot in Carlotta's vegetable box.

As for Olfrid, why do you dislike him? He isn't condescending, and his voice isn't annoying. He's just really proud of his family -- a name I know well.

Ah, right. Because NPCs only ever have one line. I don't guess you've ever seen him bullying poor old Fralia Grey Mane?

Fralia: My son still lives, I feel it in my heart. So tell me, Battle-Borns, where is he? Where are you holding my Thorald?
Olfrid: Do you believe this old hag? "Holding him"? Why, I've got him in my cellar, he's my prisoner! Face it, cow, your stupid son is dead! He died a Stormcloak traitor. And you... you best keep your mouth shut before you suffer the same.

Real sweetheart.

BoT, Furying a Chicken. They literally don't have an attack. Or, when they get killed in a Dragon Attack, you can make them your Zombie (but not a Thrall.)

 

[Chadonraz]

I've heard that convo, but never been able to figure put which Battle-Born is involved.
Anyway, yes, he is being harsh, nasty even, but Fralia's constant wailing is annoying. And I really can't bring myself to care about a random Stormcloak -- especially since I killed dozens of them during the Civil War.

Now a feeble attempt to make this post even remotely on-topic: if you're really bored, try pushing a wheelbarrow. They're incredibly hard to steer (unless there's a trick I haven't discovered), even at walk.

 

[Ritterkreuz]

Now a feeble attempt to make this post even remotely on-topic: if you're really bored, try pushing a wheelbarrow. They're incredibly hard to steer (unless there's a trick I haven't discovered), even at walk.

I can't resist sending them flying every time I see one at the top of a hill of cliff.