What were you before you took an arrow to the knee?

[The Angry Nord]

Try and be as imaginative as possible

 

[Dragon Bourne]

I used to be a Hagraven roadie before I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to be Cicero's secret santa before I took an arrow in the knee.

 

[Duffmage]

I used to be Tom Cruise's fluffer but my career was destroyed when I took an arrow to the knee.

 

[Freshfromhell]

I used to be a patrol guard for Whiterun. but then I took an arrow in the knee and couldn't take all that walking up and down the stairs. So I became an adventurer.
My own boss, I make my own hours and I share the profit with no one.

 

[Velonica]

I took an arrow in the knee, then I took an arrow in the other knee.

 

[Dragon Bourne]

I used to be an arrow then I ran into a knee. Now I am an international superstar and instantly recognized as "that arrow".

 

[The Angry Nord]

I used to be God...until I took Chuck Norris' knee to my face.

 

[Dragon Bourne]

I used to be a mammoth cheese herder then I took an arrow in the knee. Now I wear Johnson and Johnson Knee Armor!

 

[NeoRoman]

I used to be a knee...

 

[Dragon Bourne]

I used to steal sweetrolls then I took an arrow to the knee...

 

[The Angry Nord]

I used to be a dragon... but then I took a Dragon Born's sword to the throat.

 

[Chezzy]

I used to wonder what it would feel like to take and arrow to the knee.. Then I took an arrow to the knee

 

[A5ko]

I used to have two good knee's.

 

[Justus]

I used to walk to get my welfare check each month, then i took an arrow to the knee. now i have to drive my Benz.

 

[Gemini Sierra]

I used to be the Bee's Knee's... until I took an arrow in the knee

 

[mustard jarl]

i used to be an arrow

 

[Kind of Hazy]

I used to be the person shooting people in the knee...

 

[Tiddleykong]

I used to be in a wheelchair.....

 

[Swordsmansmith]

I used to be a fletcher making arrows then tragedy struck one day testing an arrow...

 

[Swordsmansmith]

I used to be an Olympic runner from Kenya but then...