Baneloth
Well-Known Member
Hey guys. Yeah, I'm well aware something like this has probably been done before. But one more thread never hurt anyone. Right?
Okay, so, this thread is about the most irritating enemies you've ever met/seen/been massacred by.
My most irritating enemy is the Draugr Death lord in that one crypt I can't remember the name of. I play Donath Stone-crusher, a Nord warrior, that has heavy armour (Steel armour, superior), has a steel battle ax, and no helmet. I play by very strict rules. No Dragonborn, no bows and arrows, and no magic. He can only rely on potions and armour to save his arse if he gets into a losing fight.
So, Donath enters the tomb, is doing good, carving his way through Restless Draugr, Draugr Wights, and Wightlords. He's doing good, feeling good, dodging arrows from those silly dust men, before cleaving them in two with his ax. He enters a narrow hallway, exits into a large room with a nice big treasure chest at the end of the room. next thing he hears is "Fus Ro Dah!" And the sturdy Nord is thrown back into the wall.
Donath is tough though. He scrambles to his feet, ax clenched in both hands, a war cry on his lips. An arrow, ebony, hisses past his ear. Roaring, he charges, spotting the armoured Deathlord at the top of some low stairs. One arrow hits him in the chest, winding him but not much else. He's over halfway across the room by now, ready to split the deathlords skull, and snap his stupid bow. Suddenly, the Draugr shouts again, and Donaths trusty ax flies clear of his hands. He is searching frantically for his weapon when he hears the twang of a bowstring. This time, the brave Nord is blown into the floor by the force of the arrow.
In case you haven't noticed. I hate Deathlords.
Okay, so, this thread is about the most irritating enemies you've ever met/seen/been massacred by.
My most irritating enemy is the Draugr Death lord in that one crypt I can't remember the name of. I play Donath Stone-crusher, a Nord warrior, that has heavy armour (Steel armour, superior), has a steel battle ax, and no helmet. I play by very strict rules. No Dragonborn, no bows and arrows, and no magic. He can only rely on potions and armour to save his arse if he gets into a losing fight.
So, Donath enters the tomb, is doing good, carving his way through Restless Draugr, Draugr Wights, and Wightlords. He's doing good, feeling good, dodging arrows from those silly dust men, before cleaving them in two with his ax. He enters a narrow hallway, exits into a large room with a nice big treasure chest at the end of the room. next thing he hears is "Fus Ro Dah!" And the sturdy Nord is thrown back into the wall.
Donath is tough though. He scrambles to his feet, ax clenched in both hands, a war cry on his lips. An arrow, ebony, hisses past his ear. Roaring, he charges, spotting the armoured Deathlord at the top of some low stairs. One arrow hits him in the chest, winding him but not much else. He's over halfway across the room by now, ready to split the deathlords skull, and snap his stupid bow. Suddenly, the Draugr shouts again, and Donaths trusty ax flies clear of his hands. He is searching frantically for his weapon when he hears the twang of a bowstring. This time, the brave Nord is blown into the floor by the force of the arrow.
In case you haven't noticed. I hate Deathlords.