Story that never ends..

[Scarecrow222]

Tell me that I didn't just get Fus Ro Dah'd back into time.

 

[xXeBoNyXx]

You just got Fus Ro Dah'd back in time

 

[Scarecrow222]

So the dragonborn was extremely confused, and he didn't like it here. So he loaded his previous save. He was back in riverwood and he saw that freakin' chicken again...

 

[Evina]

Oh no, not you again - said the chicken.

 

[xXeBoNyXx]

So he thought, 'well this is a de ja vu'

 

[Evina]

- I knew we'll meet again, my old nemesis. - said the dragonborn. Slowly he drawed out his sword and pointed it at the chicken. - You will not get away this time.

 

[xXeBoNyXx]

The chicken then proceeds to fumble about in his pocket (he is wearin trousers/pants?)

 

[Evina]

-Where did I put it... ah there you are! -the chicken pulled out his weapon too, a big dwarwen war axe.- You should've known better not to meddle in chicken business. Now you die! -he cried out, and begin to attack the dragonborn.

 

[xXeBoNyXx]

Then the Dragonborn fumbles in his pocket for a second, a pulls out a GIGANTIC...

 

[Evina]

carrot.

 

[Scarecrow222]

(Thinking out loud) Da**** mom I told you I already had my lunch packed!

 

[Jbaderr]

Then the chicken was gang banged by several giants who just came out of the bathroom....

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[Olafr]

But the chicken gives the giants Maven Black-Briar's severed head as a peace offering. Together the giants piss on her head and throw it into the wood chipper... a suitable punishment for a bitch like her.

 

[Scarecrow222]

After this Grand ritual, I followed th giants back to their camp at Secunda's Kiss. And this mammoth started giving me a dirty look...

 

[Olafr]

and i liked it...

 

[Ordo]

You take the look as a challenge and you proceed to knock the mammoth to Oblivion with your trusty Volendrung. Unfortunately, you cost the giants a meal, so they decide to...

 

[Jman4505]

send you into orbit were you...

 

[Ordo]

...hitch a ride on Odahviing, who happened to be flying overhead. Lucky for you, you get a nice safe landing in the Sommerset Isles. Unlucky for you, you're wearing Stormcloak armor. Suddenly, you notice an angry-looking Thalmor Justiciar, brandishing a...

 

[Jman4505]

foot long sandwich, you scoff at the weapon untill you realize

 

[Ordo]

...it is no mere, ordinary five septim footlong. It is a five septim footlong with extra mayo, and dual-enchanted with frost and fire enchantments. You shudder at the thought of weaponized Icyhot, when suddenly, your hammer starts...