Story that never ends..

[FenrirofSatan]

...poor Lydia's throat. The bite seemed poisonous, and the only way to relieve the poison from Lydia would be to...

 

[Gandalf The Boss]

....Make her a vampire and make her drink blood from...

 

[Olafr]

.... the most horrible, evil, nasty, gruesome, horrific beast to ever walk the earth: The...

 

[Skyrimosity]

Hoojamacalliterstein! one attack from this horrific beast could kill a...

 

[Olafr]

BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Skyrimosity]

as such, Bunny tosser 3000 told our hero that he would not be going with him as his grandparents were sick. Our Hero replied

 

[Olafr]

"**** off!"

 

[J'Sabbah]

Meanwhile, on the other side of Gotham City...

 

[ra666x]

bat gal pinched robins but n said...

 

[Olafr]

"Don't look at me it was batman."

 

[Skullrattla]

"I used to be an adventurer like Batman, until I took a sword to the chest....". Tried to sympathize with him but pressed the wrong key and accidentally incinerated him instead, then i had to exterminate all the guards in the city as they would not recognize a mistake and I had too many stolen valuables and no good recent save to fall back to.

Oh well, why is my horse attacking a dragon over there?

 

[FenrirofSatan]

It seems our hero may have traveled to Riften, through means of involuntary fast travel. A Daedric prince approached him and said..

 

[J'Sabbah]

"I think you should maybe talk to your doctor about going on antidepressants. Canis root is very popular at the moment. Have you ever tried it?"

 

[Olafr]

Our hero, then grabs the antidepressants and starts downing them like candy. But then he explodes! The antidepressants were bombs!!!

 

[T1MREAPER]

Meanwhile over in Winterhold college, the mages were doing an experiment with a naked Orc and a limbless Argonian, the purpose of their experiment was to see.......

 

[BeastAndAMidget]

If they would have sex.

 

[T1MREAPER]

After realising the Orc would only have sex with fellow bloodkin and angrily turned the helpless argonian into a pizza with his war hammer the mages decided to have a mass orgy with each other, the Orc found this amusing but soon got bored and.....

 

[Kharnzathe]

decided his warhammer was the closest orc thing he was probably going to get, so he began to...

 

[BeastAndAMidget]

Have gay sex with it.

 

[getkeith]

as he was doing so he got caught by a group of kajit and they were horrified so one stole his sweet role. as the kajit were running off...