Story that never ends..

[Tiddleykong]

Sithis was in awe at the nonsensical response. Quickly shouting "Maybe... er yes. F*** your rhubarb!" then vanished in thin air....

 

[Beodix]

Now worried about his own crop of Rhubarb, Sithis went to check because the weather had forecasted some light rain. When he got to his garden....

 

[Lucien Lachance]

He saw twelve mudcrabs reanimating the corpse of Uriel Septim VII.

 

[Dragon Bourne]

Luckily the mudcrabs had invested in the new Mudcrab Armor so when Sithis SHOUTED at them...

 

[Speech500]

To go away, but among the mudcrabs was the always faithful bunny...

 

[KANE OG]

The new and improved Bunny Thumper 5000! Who stood on his hind legs and...

 

[Jonguldair]

I JUST WANNA PLAY SKRIM!!!

 

[Speech500]

Shot sithis through the head with an arrow then teabagged him raw.

 

[The Angry Nord]

On the day of the play a Khajiit named

 

[Beodix]

Bunny Foo-Foo was bopping people on the head, until ....

 

[Speech500]

The imperial guard caught him and said

 

[KANE OG]

Take this freakin arrow out of my knee! Then he hobbled off to.....

 

[The Angry Nord]

Elsewr to look for a

 

[mustard jarl]

sweetroll.. but then he took an arrow in the knee...

 

[The Angry Nord]

He came across a travelling Argonian getting mobbed by a gang of Khajiits. He killed two of them with his bare hands and stole a dagger from one of their bodies and stabbed the other two to death. The Argonian helped get the arrow out of his knee and they travelled together across Elsewr to a village called...

 

[KANE OG]

Casa Blanca, where they went to a tavern and....

 

[The Angry Nord]

Shared a few beers. After 2 hours, the two heroes walked to an Inn, called "The Salty Sausage" and they bought a room each. When the Argonian was sleeping, he dreamt of a...

 

[Dragon Bourne]

...place where magic didn't exist and everyone had arrow free knees. But when he awoke...

 

[Tiddleykong]

SAUSAGES!!!! There were sausages everywhere, a sea of sausage if you will. Upon realizing without magic nothing could keep the mass of salty sausage at bay; he paused only for a moment and began to gorge himself. Only to realize this wasn't sausage, it was......

 

[mustard jarl]

bacon! lots of lots of bacon... he called Epic Meal Time to.....