Story that never ends..

[Neveraine]

And the cliff racer was clearly jealous

 

[Argonianale7]

of Balgruffs massive.....socks.

 

[carz101]

And balgruuf then stabbed the cliff racer with his dagger and put his pants back on

 

[Stereofanic]

The wrong way...

 

[Lizzifer]

So decided to bust out a Kris Kross song and impressed everyone with his skills.

 

[carz101]

And then a little dwarf kicked ballgruff in the shin and humped off a cliff...

 

[DurableDiction]

Where he fell into the hungry hands/paws/claws of.....

 

[SnarkyQB]

the uderfrykte matron who hasn't had a meal since she ate the adoring fan 200 years ago

 

[Benthos]

However, he was quite lucky because if he hadn't brought the

 

[Captain Nagisus]

poisonous pear that he found while he was wandering in the

 

[John Is the Pwn]

C C C C C C C COMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Oculis_Umbra]

But as he had no knowledge of a "C C C C C C C COMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRRR" he continued to force feed the poisonous pear to the little dwarf, who in actual fact was not little, but the size of a normal Mer. And in order to resist the advances of the Uderfyke matron the dwarf....

 

[Captain Nagisus]

began raving uncontrollably to scare away the matron, to the point where his eyes fell out and

 

[Zanarkand]

his ravings suddenly began making sense and in fact took on a strange, lethal power wherein dark incantations burst forth until suddenly

 

[Blackdoom59]

Ireleth came to calm him down , but out of nowhere ,,,...

 

[Captain Nagisus]

he suddenly grabbed the nearest stalagmite, breaking it off from the rest of the cave and using it to

 

[Juracan]

Craft himself a set of replacement eyes with all the latest upgrades, including

 

[Captain Nagisus]

X-ray vision and extra-hard corneas, which he took out so he could

 

[Blackdoom59]

See through Ireleth's clothes , but she finds out and...

 

[Captain Nagisus]

grabs the nearest, heaviest, most dangerous piece of furniture, which was