Story that never ends..

[High on Fire]

and poop them back out......all over a Giants stash of mammoth cheese

 

[Gearbox_007]

Then they heard a low, deep rumble. They turned around to...

 

[Neutralizer3]

a bandit singing twinkle twinkle little star.

 

[Nadaddle]

while pointing a sword right at them ...

 

[Kir the Silent]

he balanced calipurs on his hand while taking an arrow in the knee and...

 

[Neutralizer3]

kneeled down as the arrow went up his leg....

 

[Minstrel]

and burst the sack his unborn baby rested in.

 

[Neutralizer3]

while falling on his face and.....

 

[TheDovakhiin]

Yelling "DIBELLA! MY GOD DAMN SACK!"

 

[Epic Keith]

then having a forsworn giving him a sword through the chest

 

[The Angry Nord]

He dropped to the ground as blood spilled out of his mouth. An Orc walked over and looted his body, catching the attention of the guards. The Orc put up a chase from the guards when...

 

[Epic Keith]

A dragon gave birth in the air when the baby fell on the guards safely...

 

[unrealtron]

the baby dragon feasted on their corpses until....

 

[Epic Keith]

the orc decides to tame it!

 

[Skyrimg]

the baby dragon is learning to fly until...

 

[Epic Keith]

the Orc takes an arrow to the knee...

 

[The Angry Nord]

And swears aloud. A prophet of Talos hears the words he is shouting and curses him with rockjoint disease. The Orc then...

 

[Epic Keith]

takes a job at the Whiterun guardhouse!

He enjoys it until

 

[TheDovakhiin]

He gets asked to take a sword to the knee but them...(E.g pesky adventurers came)

 

[The Angry Nord]

Pesky Redguards came and got him fired. They took his job and the Orc is left with no job and no money. He needs to make some money so he then turns to...