Story that never ends..

[Shew]

which was a minor character in the Virginal Argonian Maid but her name was so striking she was stricken in the final draft the prequel to the Lusty Argonian Maid...

 

[Praise Dark lord Anakin]

Eventually some one from windhelm got offended by this and cut the female lizard's head off and set it on fire...

 

[Zoa Two Tails]

as the head went rolling down the steps of the palace the daedric bunny came back and started breathing a shocking fire breath...

 

[Nakto Guvano]

Which went through the walls and made Ulfric Stormcloak melt into a pile of goo.

 

[Metal-Maniac]

Seeing this, general Tulius seised the opportunity to attack Windhelm. He gathered his imperial legions and siege weapons when suddenly out of nowhere...

 

[Nakto Guvano]

An army of draugr led by Ysgramor himself attacked and took over Windhelm, which became known as the City of the Ancients, or the City of Draugr.

 

[Black-Tongue]

The City of Draugr prospered for many years. The Nords that lived there finally hated someone more than the dunmer, though the smell was becoming unbearable. Tourism declined sharply, and without the revenue generated from paid parking of carriages by the meat stand, the slaughterfish aquarium could not pay their employees.

 

[TJ GORY]

so i summoned bunny tosser 3000 and he turned the city of draugr into the city of...

 

[Nakto Guvano]

The City of Bandits, which got blown up by the College Mages.

 

[RebeliousKing19]

Ronald McDonald then my Bunny 3000 turned the city of bandits into a city of...

 

[Gearbox_007]

Pancakes. Then our hero leaves the city of pancakes with bunny tosser 3000 who says...

 

[RebeliousKing19]

Lets go get some death with a side of death and for a drink, death. then they walked to...

 

[Gearbox_007]

The winking skeever, where they met...

 

[Buffington Battle-Born]

The one they fear...

In their tounge, he is...

 

[RebeliousKing19]

Weird, then they wondered out into the...

 

[Gearbox_007]

woods. where bunny tosser 3000 says...

 

[unrealtron]

I have a new task for you...

 

[RebeliousKing19]

Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and Jackie Chan then you must lear

 

[Petma]

How to roundhouse kick someone...

 

[TheDovakhiin]

And then Werewolves come out and eat them