Saozig
Hippy
I think the seekers look like evil Loraxes.
Speaking of weak: the werebears. I was running up this snowy mountain to check out something at the top. I spotted three shirtless dudes just standing around in the snow, taking a leak or whatever they were doing up there, and I thought, "Oh, here's those werebears--bring it, you Paddingtons!" So my Dark Elf runs and jumps right in the middle as they catch up to her and spins around a couple times with her sword and axe and they all drop to the ground, not having even fully transformed. Marcurio was all like, "And I casted a flesh spell for this weak pl***?"
Speaking of weak: the werebears. I was running up this snowy mountain to check out something at the top. I spotted three shirtless dudes just standing around in the snow, taking a leak or whatever they were doing up there, and I thought, "Oh, here's those werebears--bring it, you Paddingtons!" So my Dark Elf runs and jumps right in the middle as they catch up to her and spins around a couple times with her sword and axe and they all drop to the ground, not having even fully transformed. Marcurio was all like, "And I casted a flesh spell for this weak pl***?"