dunklunk
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Most everyone needs or wants news. And the people of Skyrim are no different. Question is: How do they get their news? Television and radio are non-existent, so that's where Skyrim Headlines come in! We supply the news for the people, and even about the people! This thread is simple. Post headlines in reference to Skyrim. Here are a few of mine:
Ulfric voted sexiest man in Skyrim. Tullius demands recount.
Belethor to open his own orphanage
Vex caught in spanking foursome
Dawnstar voted least popular place to live
Brynjolf comes out of the closet. Women all across Skyrim heartbroken.
Aerin accused of voyeurism
Dark Brotherhood sponsors Take Your Child To Work Day program
Hagravens to host Miss Skyrim beauty pageant