Skeleton surprises

[Touchstone]

Howdy folks!

I keep noticing visual Easter Eggs that the designers have put into the games... Skeletons! They're trapped in a variety of manners, both hilarious and concerning. I've been taking screenshots, so I'm going to share them with you here. With little poems.

Feel free to add your own! I can never remember locations, so I can't tell you where exactly I found them. Still, fun.

ETA: Feel free to re-write my crappy little poems. ^.^

 

[Touchstone]

An eternal wait
For the perfect warrior
to end misery

 

[Touchstone]

The thief and bandit went toe to toe
I hear the battle was quite a show

The bandit had superior skill
The thief's story ended in a dramatic kill

The bandit set the thief's body to rot
To warn away others who would seek his lot

But, irony of ironies, the bandit cave
Awakened the draugr from their grave.

 

[Touchstone]

A Nord from the Pale so loved his ale
He chased a bottle from a mythical tale
The tale was phoney
The cavern was stoney
The Nord died for want of a drink in his bale

 

[Touchstone]

A magi turned miner for the gold
Was unconcerned with cavernous cold
She lay down for a nap
And the cavern collapsed
And buried her up to the lantern she held

 

[Touchstone]

An adventurer feared bears
But desired still the wares

Through the cave he tunneld
Out the rock he funneled

Crawling, reached the treasure, flushed
Just in time to be crushed

 

[Garrison]

Great work, Touchstone!

 

[Touchstone]

Great work, Touchstone!

Thank you! ^.^

 

[Eturnus]

iol'dat the ale =)

 

[vincent]

i like the one with the book. Its like a perfect "ahhhh" w/ holy light shining down moment.

 

[Touchstone]

i like the one with the book. Its like a perfect "ahhhh" w/ holy light shining down moment.

The book was "Thief". Lol.