My first character was a male imperial, similar to Tobuscus' character, just because I didn't feel all too adventurous with character settings. I just wanted to get the game started. I was lost when the dragon attacked and had no idea I had to go into the tower where Ralof and what's-his-face was.
Also, I was so eager to pick pocket everyone. It was the only thing on my mind. "Larceny's in my blood." mwahah. When I made it to Whiterun, I found an Amulet of Mara somewhere along the way, and married Ysolda because I could. I was extremely upset when I found out you can't kill her.
Now I'm stuck with her forever and ever.
The end.