Questions No-one Bothers to Ask

[Adam Warlock]

I`m currently rolling in ragged trousers so the Amulet of Talos is the only thing adorning my wide shouders , hairy chest , and ripped abs.
Very few topless outfits for guys and I didn`t favor the fur skirt

 

[Malus]

(Spoiler)

How many of you have ever summoned Odahviing just for plopss and giggles and/or just because you thought it was badass having a dragon as your slave comrade?

 

[Bad-People]

LOL, you think that's bad...don't tempt me to post my screenshots of Thieves Guild men in the Nocturnal robes.

This is not why I created this thread...

 

[Docta Corvina]

This is not why I created this thread...

I know, I was responding to someone who was responding to someone else about pics posted. Sorry.

 

[Xivia4]

what came first....the chicken or the egg?

The egg.

 

[Jersey Dagmar]

This is not why I created this thread...

You'll get over it.

 

[Dovahlink69]

You'll get over it.

I'm not sure if my Soul will ever recover.

 

[Adam Warlock]

Is it OK to kill the chickens in the Honeyside Garden if you own the place ?
I`m sick of fish and fondue

 

[Drewski]

When Ralof asks "When you close your eyes, are you haunted by the men you killed at the siege of Whiterun?", would it be best not to mention the fact that you've killed literally hundreds of men and women in your `adventuring`?

Does that make you a hero or quite possibly a deranged serial killer?

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

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Okay, I'm thoroughly traumatized now...

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

Is it OK to kill the chickens in the Honeyside Garden if you own the place ?
I`m sick of fish and fondue

Only if you want Iona to go ape-plops on you...crazy bitch tried to bash my skull in because I killed one of them!

 

[Neriad13]

Where are the lady Falmers?

Maybe they all live in an underground city below Blackreach and all the Falmer we ever get to see are smallish male war parties?

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

This is not why I created this thread...

Ah, but that's the fun of this forum: when a seemingly-innocent thread mutates into a horror-fest that includes Mercer Frey in a dress...

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

Where are the lady Falmers?

Maybe they all live in an underground city below Blackreach and all the Falmer we ever get to see are smallish male war parties?

I'd prefer not to even contemplate that question, because the answer would involve acknowledging that those blind and hideously-deformed creatures might actually have sex...

 

[Neriad13]

I'd prefer not to even contemplate that question, because the answer would involve acknowledging that those blind and hideously-deformed creatures might actually have sex...

Well, there has to be some reason that there's so many of them in Skyrim. And that their numbers just seem to keep growing...

 

[Necromis]

The truth is they actually have sex with the chauruss and those eggs actually spawn male Falmar and female chauruss.

 

[Neriad13]

The truth is they actually have sex with the chauruss and those eggs actually spawn male Falmar and female chauruss.

Divines forgive me, I have eaten multiple Falmer babies!

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

Why are the Draugr so angry with me? Not like i am desecrating their resting place or anything....

 

[Docta Corvina]

One thing I've been wondering...

(I made an illustrative meme...'cause I enjoy them. )

Seriously. Where are the damn nuts?

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

Nuts are acquired by killing Redguard men