MOST EVIL WAY TO KILL ULFRIC/TULLIUS

[Epic Keith]

I JUST FIGURED OUT THE MOST EVIL WAY TO KILL ULFRIC!!!

CUT OF HIS HEAD AND PUT A BEAR HEAD/HAT ON HIS STUMP AND THEN SAY. "MAKE WAY FOR THE KING OF THE NORTH!!!"

Then I will go around Windhelm with Ulfric chanting, "THE KING OF THE NORTH!"

 

[RY14NCE]

Haha or you could do the traditional Viking thing and take his weapon away from him.

Back in the day you would only do this to the worst of your enemies, and even then it was rare. The only way for the Valkyries to take you into Valhalla was if you died with a weapon in your hands. Thats why people are often holding a sword on their deathbeds in old paintings and stuff, incase they slip away... So think twice before you loot the Old Orc, who fought honorably and was granted a good death

Then again, theres always Teabagging, simple, amusing, and a good thigh workout.

 

[Epic Keith]

Lol! That would be epic if Tsun goes,

"Ulfric, where is your weapon?"
"Dragonborn looted it and destroyed it after shoving his balls in my face"
"Then in that case I can't let you roam Sovngarde freely. DIE HERETIC!"

And then he Fus Roh Dahs Ulfric down the waterfall! xD

 

[The man]

Someone has been reading : A song of ice and fire book 3 : A storm of swords.....

 

[Argonianale7]

Throw cabbages at their face with telekinesis. ._.

 

[Opinionated Asmodeus]

I wonder if Ulfric will show up in Sovngarde should you complete the civil war on the Imperial's side before completing the main quest line...

Edit: He does, and is very disappointing...

 

[Finnsson]

Your lord father is most pleased, heh, oh yes he is.

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

I Fus Ro Dah'd Ulfric into the corner; little poetic justice you know: it's how it started, it's how it ended.

I'm considering smacking him with the Mace of Molag Bal on my next go through.
No Sovngarde for him; an eternity in a black soul gem or maybe soul cairn, or maybe wallowing away in Coldharbour as Molag Bal's chew toy.
Which sounds worse?

 

[Carmelpoptart]

Soul trapping ulfric. basically taking away his weapon. just worse.

 

[Nord Warrior]

I soul trapped Tullius then disintegrated him with Fus Rho Dah!! (Solsteim perk required)

 

[Anouck]

I shouted Ulfric to death..

 

[Docta Corvina]

I already have quite enjoyed using Ice Form shout on Ulfric. But what I really wanna do at some point is use it to turn him into an ice block while at the Throat of the World's highest point, then push him off while he's still an ice cube. Of course getting him there will require PC strategy, which I will use to make this happen. Because it's even greater poetic justice. The Greybeards can take the opportunity to return the bird he flipped them years ago.

 

[Reaper87]

Kill them, and then put their bodies in wild, creative and embarrassing positions.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Reaper87]

Also, turn them into a pile of ashes and put an urn on the throne (I don't think you can put ashes in urns, nut it would look as though you have).

 

[jarif]

With mods i guess cut his bools and rip his heart out then slice him in two

 

[FullmetalHeart20]

Just killing Ulfric period is cruel. The story goes from the cruel and overbearing general executing the leader of a brave rebellion, to the hero of Skyrim putting down a power hungry traitor. The best part? Ulfric asked for it himself!

 

[Sean]

I always like to use the reanimation power from the Ritual Stone to bring both Galmar and Ulfric back to (un)life to be my own personal slaves/puppets.

 

[Jackanapes]

Two birds with one stone: kidnap my exwife, bring her to Windhelm, and let her nag him to death.

 

[Raijin]

The most evil way to kill both Ulfric and Tullius is by forcing them to listen to the I love you song by Barney over and over again without sleep or rest. They must sing it to each other until they both expire.

FYI: If neither dies from this I'll feed them both to Alduin.

 

[Delusional]

Keith... you forgot the part where you strip Galmar and dump his body into the river as a mockery of his houses' tradition of floating their dead down the river!