Life Lessons/Things I Learned From Skyrim

[Nyneve]

They make look tall and scrawny but Giants pack a punch.

Saying "hi kitty kitty" to a saber tooth won't make them happy.

Being pretty at a wedding can make the groom ask if his wife should be worried. (That was amazing!)

 

[seanjohn2800]

Ebony mail is an armor, not a weapon(idk why i thought it was)...took me half an hour to figure that out at the end of Boethia's quest.

 

[Guerito]

Crouching down in the middle of the street will make me invisible.

 

[Ma'jaa]

Even the stongest of leaders can give in

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[Deaneus]

If i make enough iron daggers, without practice i can forge anything else in the world

 

[Skullrattla]

i think most people missed the point of the thread... Life lessons....

- Do not start playing a massive , complex game that sucks you in like that on the day of its release. Wait a couple of months for the updates.

- Back up your data and make sure you have a backup drive that you can use to boot from, so that when your main drive dies in the middle of the game, you can swap drives and continue...

- Yeah, the world isn't a particularly friendly place... and people will not necessarily appreciate what you do for the community- some will even despise you for it.

 

[VolenKiller]

You can crouch in front of some one's face and they can't see you . Also if you shoot some one with an arrow while they're in bed or sitting down, they legitimently fall the the chair/bed

 

[Thrawn]

I learned ... my girlfriend does not enjoy me talking about Skyrim nearly as much as I do BUT, if I just shut up about it I can play it more often "with permission" haha

 

[BSE]

If you play long enough that your wife falls asleep on the couch, she cant bother you about stopping the game and going to bed before 3am.

 

[Nyneve]

If you won't let your husband be a klepto in real life, give him a game. It distracts him from the pretty items on the curb... for now...

 

[heatherelectra]

I'm new to RPGs (long-time strategy player), so some things that seem obvious to an experienced player were new to me...
- if you see a pretty design on the floor of a cave, don't step on it!
- just because a shopkeeper asks for a mammoth tusk, doesn't mean it's a good idea to shoot the mammoth with a hunting bow and iron arrows
- if you see a dragon attacking a giant's camp, don't rush in thinking to be the heroine - as soon as the dragon is down the giant and mammoths will attack you
- if you pick up heavy armor and immediately sell off your light armor, remember to Equip the new armor... otherwise, you'll be fighting frost trolls in nothing but a bikini (you'd think Lydia "I've got your back" would mention something!)
- scrolling the mouse wheel (PC) is a good way to find out you're wearing nothing but a bikini

 

[Rayven]

Welcome to the forums, heatherelectra!

 

[Icy Seeker]

A life is worth a thousand gold.

 

[Dagmar]

Never turn your back on a talking dog while standing at the edge of a cliff.

 

[Thomas Liu]

don't fall asleep with the controller in your hand because you might acidentally fos ro dah the bards college and people will be upset.

always clean up after you massacre a crypt, bandit nest, or vampire cave but still can't clean up the ash piles to reduce lag.

everything is for sale, and if you have a relative you don't like, sell it to belathor.

giant's toe is nasty so don't taste it.

need salt for everything.

It's okay to eat a twelve course meal in the middle of killing an elder dragon.

 

[Nyneve]

Always remember where you left your horse (namely Shadowmere) as he/she tends to not follow you. Loosing them in the wilderness means three hours of wandering to get him/her back.

 

[Blackst0rm]

Kids are not afraid of you. No matter how intimidating you look.

 

[Mike G]

everybody sounds the same -.0

If you are smithing, than 3 one pound bars can make 30 pounds of armor

Magic is the s***