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[Anwrise888]

and he covered the room with his cheese and shouted "Cheese cheese for everyone!!!"

 

[The man]

the women of all of tamriel heard this shout

 

[Anwrise888]

and they alll wanted to be cheesed on.

 

[The man]

but...alas... even dovahkin has cheese producing limits

 

[Anwrise888]

He then started shooting blanks and need more potions of

 

[The man]

teleportation so he could teleport himself away from the hoard of women.

 

[kyleekay]

...because he was having performance issues and didn't...

 

[Twiffle]

have the ingredients for eminant potion of stiffness

 

[Anwrise888]

and a potion of Rock Joint.

 

[Captain Nagisus]

Thus he chose to steal a Stallion's Potion

 

[Twiffle]

as he drank he got a sriff neck .. .. .. ..

 

[Anwrise888]

and a new supply of cheese... enough to feed a army.

 

[Captain Nagisus]

The hungry Imperial Legion then spotted the cheese

 

[Anwrise888]

and slurped it all down like milk.

 

[The man]

the stormcloaks also arrived on the scene

 

[Captain Nagisus]

And they wanted some cheese too. So they...

 

[Anwrise888]

and added their own supply of cheese...

 

[The man]

so that all of skyrim was soon buried

 

[Anwrise888]

in man cheese. -_-

 

[The man]

therefore dovakin traveled to cyrodil