ChiefScalyNipples
Dictator of my bedroom
Jeroo-Shei maintained his mellow state, knowing that if he became offended by this accusation it would make it more obvious that he truly was the culprit of the soldier's 'unfortunate accident. So instead, he answered Simus' question calmly, and half-honestly.
"Simus, I'm not going to lie, me and that one got into a brawl approximately a couple of hours ago, thats why he's unconscious. But whatever you may think, I'm not responsible for those 'holes' in his neck. That was probably from the Mudcrab's claw, or chitin, whatever it is called, that was near him when I knocked him out earlier. Not to egotistically boast, but after I pretty much kicked his ass, I was walking away and I took a glance back over there and found some Mudcrab from a nearby river pinch and tug at his neck. I don't know what the Mudcrab was doing, probably attempting to tear out a meaty meal from his neck. I knew that I didnt appreciate that guy's attitude towards me very well but I didn't want to be deemed responsible for a Mudcrab killing or severely injuring one of your soldiers, so I killed the little pest and disposed of its body near the same river it came from. After I returned, I saw the same 'holes' in his neck that you did. I don't know if those holes were from the Mudcrab or some other pesky little animal that decided to intervene while I was busy dumping the Mudcrab's body near the river. But the best estimation I can deduce is that it was the said Mudcrab."
Jeroo-Shei paused for a moment and cleared his throat after spouting out a potential novel of sentences. After his temporary break, he continued to say, still maintaining his calmness, "As for fighting the other vampire, Ours is not to start fights. Ours is to mind one's own business. Starting fights makes you look like a narcissistic Tool, if not for good reasoning. If he wants to engage in an altercation with me I will not run away, I'll stand my ground and fight. However, I do not start fights."
He finished off his little speech to Simus with an apology, "I'm sorry for disturbing the camp and acting like an immature brat. I should've been better than this. I'm not going to lie, my tantrums are a bit because....I'm scared of Molag Bal coming for me....and also dumbstruck because the Daedric Prince used to be my next-to-ultimate object of worship, and now he looks on me as if I'm a waste of space.....
"Simus, I'm not going to lie, me and that one got into a brawl approximately a couple of hours ago, thats why he's unconscious. But whatever you may think, I'm not responsible for those 'holes' in his neck. That was probably from the Mudcrab's claw, or chitin, whatever it is called, that was near him when I knocked him out earlier. Not to egotistically boast, but after I pretty much kicked his ass, I was walking away and I took a glance back over there and found some Mudcrab from a nearby river pinch and tug at his neck. I don't know what the Mudcrab was doing, probably attempting to tear out a meaty meal from his neck. I knew that I didnt appreciate that guy's attitude towards me very well but I didn't want to be deemed responsible for a Mudcrab killing or severely injuring one of your soldiers, so I killed the little pest and disposed of its body near the same river it came from. After I returned, I saw the same 'holes' in his neck that you did. I don't know if those holes were from the Mudcrab or some other pesky little animal that decided to intervene while I was busy dumping the Mudcrab's body near the river. But the best estimation I can deduce is that it was the said Mudcrab."
Jeroo-Shei paused for a moment and cleared his throat after spouting out a potential novel of sentences. After his temporary break, he continued to say, still maintaining his calmness, "As for fighting the other vampire, Ours is not to start fights. Ours is to mind one's own business. Starting fights makes you look like a narcissistic Tool, if not for good reasoning. If he wants to engage in an altercation with me I will not run away, I'll stand my ground and fight. However, I do not start fights."
He finished off his little speech to Simus with an apology, "I'm sorry for disturbing the camp and acting like an immature brat. I should've been better than this. I'm not going to lie, my tantrums are a bit because....I'm scared of Molag Bal coming for me....and also dumbstruck because the Daedric Prince used to be my next-to-ultimate object of worship, and now he looks on me as if I'm a waste of space.....