Seanu Reaves
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Luckily most guys don't... Skimp... (tee hee) on the armor.
Luckily most guys don't... Skimp... (tee hee) on the armor.
Aye, that is why "most don't skimp"The free arms and legs from Imperial armor won't help though. Forsworn armor too has relatively little fabric.
Id wait for Farkas and his brother to rescue me. Who cares if I am dragonborn! Any excuse for a romp in the Forest with those two
How ya gonna do that when you're tied to a tree? Dumb Nords. No wonder the only thing you're good at is falling off of mountains.I would join the stormcloacks and drive them out of the land. SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!
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How ya gonna do that when you're tied to a tree? Dumb Nords. No wonder the only thing you're good at is falling off of mountains.
And the Argos would just laughIn the words of every Nord NPC in the game, I'd scream as loudly as I could
"SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!"
And, since the overseer is, obviously, a Dumner, he/she proceeds to gut the Nord just for the fun of it, since, after all, those elves really run to the "dark".Until their overseer whips them and tells them to stop slacking off.
You're kidding, right? A Nord? Y'all can barely speak a coherent sentence without falling back on grunting. The chances of one of you learning the telekinesis spell is one in a million and even then you wouldn't know how to use it, you do know that your ethereal shout doesn't work that way, yes? Oh wait, look who I'm talking to - a Nord.Using become ethernakl shout or telekinessis open ropes. Then I chase them down.
Ball gag?Amused. It would be fun to watch them keep scurrying back to try to tie their knots, after each Fus-Ro-DAAAAA!