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"So bad"? Really? It's greatChief... *facepalm*
"Once you go scaly, you want more and more daily..."?
Ugh. So bad.
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"So bad"? Really? It's greatChief... *facepalm*
"Once you go scaly, you want more and more daily..."?
Ugh. So bad.
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Very bad! XD and you know it!"So bad"? Really? It's great
Irileth? Seriously? She's so cold, though.Here is the snappy retort thread to the 'FOR GIRLS ONLY' one that we've all been waiting for!
Since we're on the topic:
Astrid
Muiri
Elisif the Fair
Sylgja
Borgakh the Steel Heart
Jenassa
and Irileth
are my favourite girls in Skyrim - not just by physical appearance.![]()
Chief... *facepalm*
"Once you go scaly, you want more and more daily..."?
Ugh. So bad.
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Ur nah mai reel mahm, u cnt tel mii wot 2 dew!It's not bad. You're bad, and you should feel bad.
Go to time out for being bad.
EDIT: I forgot to mention my notifications are bad too for not alerting me of the replies.
Yes, we canUr nah mai reel mahm, u cnt tel mii wot 2 dew!It's not bad. You're bad, and you should feel bad.
Go to time out for being bad.
EDIT: I forgot to mention my notifications are bad too for not alerting me of the replies.
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YOU LIEYes, we can [emoji14]
Didn't Hroki and Torr get grabbed when they tried to make a run for it?Obviously Susanna the Wicked.. Or Hroki..
Not sure who Torr is, but she's most def one of the hottest [emoji14]Didn't Hroki and Torr get grabbed when they tried to make a run for it?
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I... uh... find that... women... are all good looking... and... it's their heart... that counts.. physical attraction... uhm... means nothing. Yeah.
WE'RE GOOD BOYS, LADIES, WE'RE GOOD WE DON'T WANT NO TROUBLESI'm not scared to say I like the ass and tits.
Just kidding, yes I am, don't hurt me.
Obviously Susanna the Wicked.. Or Hroki..
That would be Muiri, mate.Oh and I remember, that one chick in Markarth who asked me to kill this one other girl as an optional step was kinda hawt too. I forgot her name, because I do 'em and leave 'em...
Just kidding, don't stone me. I formed a nice, respectful relationship with her and took her out to dinner a lot and stole Sweetrolls from guards for us to eat. Also our house was being assaulted by bandits one day so I jumped in front of her and took an arrow in the knee for her.
Double Just kidding, I didn't do anything with her after that quest, really.
That would be Muiri, mate.Oh and I remember, that one chick in Markarth who asked me to kill this one other girl as an optional step was kinda hawt too. I forgot her name, because I do 'em and leave 'em...
Just kidding, don't stone me. I formed a nice, respectful relationship with her and took her out to dinner a lot and stole Sweetrolls from guards for us to eat. Also our house was being assaulted by bandits one day so I jumped in front of her and took an arrow in the knee for her.
Double Just kidding, I didn't do anything with her after that quest, really.![]()
Albert Wesker? Wha?PART 2
This one's name is Sah.
This one worked for the FOR GUYS ONLY CORPORATION......the largest and most powerful commercial entity in the world. This one was head of security at a secret high-tech facility called the DUNGEON......a giant underground laboratory developing experimental, Kinky Devices
There was an incident. A Kinky Device escaped. A lot of people died. The trouble was, they didn't stay dead.
The computer that controlled the DUNGEON was a state-of-the-art......artificial intelligence: the Red Man
The Red Man responded to the threat of the Kinky Device outbreak in an extreme way. He went homicidal.
"You're all going to die down here"
The Red Man attempted to kill everyone whether they were infected or not. This one managed to escape, but this was only the beginning. Kinky Device outbreaks spread like wildfire......first across the Skyrim, then the world.
The Kinky Device didn't just bring the dead back to life.
It mutated them in terrifying ways. Despite the apocalypse they had created......the FOR GUYS ONLY CORPORATION continued to experiment with the deadly devices.
This one was infected. But the device bonded with this one on a cellular level. This one developed powers. This one became different. Powerful. Unstoppable. As this one got stronger, the human race became weaker. This one tried her best to lead what survivors she could find to safety......but we were pursued relentlessly. Even this one's friend Serana was seized and brainwashed by the FOR GUYS ONLY CORPORATION........Bight & suck to kill.
Finally, this one is here to confront the head of the FOR GUYS ONLY CORPORATION. Albert Wesker.
To Be Continued