Ozzy Osbourne
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So I'm playing Fallout: New Vegas, and I meet this chick named Veronica. She's sort of cute but she has this ridiculous big metal gadget on her right hand. I learn it's called a 'powerfist' and she's with the Brotherhood of Steel. Anyway, she hooks up with me and follows me around as I do my thing.
I'm playing pretty randomly, a quest here and there, not really trying to be good or evil.
At one point we come across a caravan outside the gates of the city (Vegas itself? It's been a while; stopped playing in the summer). There's a handful of people and one of them two-headed cows.
I decide to be bad and start killing people. Sweet little Veronica rushes to help. I kill some people, she kills some people, and then she goes rushing up behind the two-headed cow.
She stands one leg forward, knee bent. Her right fist draws far back. There seems to be a long pause.
Then, POW! Veronica's fist vanishes into the cow's rear end. There's a traumatized "MOOOOO!" and the cow nosedives to the ground, chin in the dirt, limbs splayed in all directions, chunks of cow-flesh hurtling through the air.
Man, do I wish I'd been video-recording when it happened. It was great.
I'm playing pretty randomly, a quest here and there, not really trying to be good or evil.
At one point we come across a caravan outside the gates of the city (Vegas itself? It's been a while; stopped playing in the summer). There's a handful of people and one of them two-headed cows.
I decide to be bad and start killing people. Sweet little Veronica rushes to help. I kill some people, she kills some people, and then she goes rushing up behind the two-headed cow.
She stands one leg forward, knee bent. Her right fist draws far back. There seems to be a long pause.
Then, POW! Veronica's fist vanishes into the cow's rear end. There's a traumatized "MOOOOO!" and the cow nosedives to the ground, chin in the dirt, limbs splayed in all directions, chunks of cow-flesh hurtling through the air.
Man, do I wish I'd been video-recording when it happened. It was great.
