Open Elderwood Council

[Tralen]

Greetings, my fellow Bosmer or other great races. I have decided to make a Council to relief the tensions or improve relations with the PAHAAA and Aldmeri Dominion or other great factions. This Council is a political discussion about what is happening in Tamriel and its people. Also anyone can join from other factions even if there in one already here are the places:
Nord relations
Dark elf relations
High elf relations
Redguard relations
Breton relations
Argonian relations
Khajiit relations
Imperial relations
Orc relations
I am not guaranteeing people will join but give it a go!

 

[Tralen]

I there any questions about the council just ask

 

[Sodril Navur]

We cannot negotiate with the animal like PAHAAA

 

[Captain Nagisus]

See, this is where Elves go wrong. We sit here in our gentlemen's club drinking whilst you struggle to perceive the concept of an Ambassador.

 

[Simus]

The sons of Skyrim are always interested in maintaining relations with others. I'll gladly join this.

 

[Tralen]

Very well I will appoint you Nord Relations Simus!

 

[Captain Nagisus]

Well, I'm the only Argonian here with any reasonable amount of power, so I assume I'll be appointed for my eggbrothers. Either that, Warrior Pegaro, or no sweet rolls for you.

 

[Tralen]

Fine I appoint Captain Nagisus argonian relations

 

[Captain Nagisus]

Let me lay my personal cards for all you not-of-the-root.

My opinion of Nords isn't too negative, unlike some of my brethren. You're not the worst offenders, after all, people-of-snow.

Dark Elves. Sweet sap-soaked sons of Sithis, where do I begin? How about the years of enslavement? Seems a good place to start. My father told me about you greyhides, and he didn't mention anything good, let me tell you that.

High Elves. Almost as bad as your greyer brethren. Your arrogance and natural illusions of godliness are sickening. No wonder your deities have nothing to do with you.

Uhh, Redguards, hmm...uhh...BALLS!

Umm, Bretons, yes, uhh...OH ARSE!

Khajiit...not bad actually. Much the same as the Nords; ignoring inherent dislike, there isn't much bad about you.

Imperials may have occasional arrogant tendencies, but they're much better than any other races.

Orcs, ehh, umm...HISTNIPPLES!

 

[Patricia]

Where's Khajiit?

 

[ZPfor3]

Are you wanting an Aldmeri member to be the High Elf relations person?

 

[Captain Nagisus]

I think they'd prefer a member of that battalion which is constantly writing profanities on my clubhouse walls.

 

[Snoball]

I think they'd prefer a member of that battalion which is constantly writing profanities on my clubhouse walls.

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[Captain Nagisus]

It's peculiar that I seem to find you a better ambassador than an ambassador.

Sort your group. I thought Thalmor were sophisticated and organised.

 

[Snoball]

You're not the only one who finds that peculiar. I'm most likely the least political of the Battalion, but seeing as a great deal of us are are involved in are own 'agenda', I don't mind taking our seat in High Elf relations.

And of course we are sophisticated and organised. The Ambassador was merely stating his personal opinion on Argonians, such as you stated yours on the Altmer, my reptilian fellow.

 

[Tralen]

Well snoball i appoint you high elf relations due to your high rank in the thalmor!

 

[DarkObliskTower]

My i join as the breton ambassador/realations

 

[DarkObliskTower]

May

 

[Tralen]

Yes you you can I appoint you breton ambassador

 

[Harc]

Well this is quite interesting. I've noticed my fellow members, as well as enemies united in the same place!!! How vivacious!